I'm scrolling through looking at Magpie's posts and I think it'd be funny to tell whatever followers we have about the Dark Brotherhood Incident:
You see, first and foremost, I have a particular taste in women so whenever I get the Dark Brotherhood quest OF COURSE I took it - one thing lead to another and I fell instantly in love with Astrid (and by promixity her husband, I'm a polite woman after all - I'll fuck you if you let your wife fuck me. And even as a lesbian we all have exceptions to our rules.) well Magpie spends.... A month? MAYBE more "subtlely" saying how Astrid dies and I'm stubborn and stupid so I completely ignore it and then promptly cry for 2 weeks AFTER she got burned to death.
I still believe in a world out there were I saved my two beloveds and we live happily ever after, killing rich people.
