#mr.stitches

The boy has many names. Originally, we thought him to be a scholarly cat so he was gifted with the title of Meowington Sinclair III, Esq. Only after we got to know him was it clear that we’d been fooled. You see, Mr. Stitches (as he was so purposefully demoted to) is a pervert. If at any time he was considered a scholar, it’s simply because bought a “degree” on the black market for the sole purpose of picking up chicks. When we saw him at the shelter, he seemed so quiet and demure. When he came home, it was like watching one of those Jersey Shore guys getting rejected in a night club. The girls weren't having it. Nowadays, he’s learned his place and tries to keep a healthy distance from those who so violently abhor him. One day at a time, buddy, one day at a time.