Tagged and characters chosen by ssapdra

all 3 are NPC's from Planescore RPG we are palying with Ssapie

1. What is your name?

Tarsis: long or short? Well, we’re not on Targat now, so, just call me Tarsis

mr. Aurelius: Aurelius

Radana: Radana

2. What is your real name?

Tarsis: and here, I thought I would spare you that. but as you are asking, full name would be: Tarsis, patron of the first house of Astakar, Grandmaster of the long  blade.

mr. Aurelius: Claudius Octavius Aurelius the Seventh. You were asking for name, not titles right? *smiles at Tarsis*

Radana: just Radana, titles and so apart.

3. Do you know why you were called that?

Tarsis: called what? You mean my name? heh, you need to ask my father for  that one. But you can't as he is long time gone

mr. Aurelius: It’s my familly name and you see, my post is inherited through our family so, it sticked, it is easy to remember that head of the blades is always mr. Aurelius.

Tarsis: head of the blades *chuckles* Me being grandmaster means I am also your master?

Mr. Aurelius: *raises eyebrow* Trully

Radana: eeh, my parents named me so? You weren’t asking for titles and so.. *shrugs*

4. Are you single or taken?

Tarsis: single. Well, with so many wives I am trying to be as single as possible *grins*

mr. Aurelius: I have beautiful and patient wife, so taken. For all eternity taken

Tarsis: I thought you were married to your work.

mr. Aurelius: One don’t necessarily conflict with the other. As I said, my wife is very patient

Tarsis: Which one? Work or actual living breathing wife?

Mr. Aurelius: pardon me?

Radana: Tarsis, could you please stop?

Tarsis: So what about you honey?

Radana: Well, single but still faithful to my husband

Mr. Aurelius: I heard. It was such a tragedy losing him. If i heard correctly, it was defending home of the big mouth here? *smiles at Tarsis* I am curious, how could you forgave him, that it was his troubles, his attitude that  started war which took away Vorožin?

Radana: *close her eyes* I never thought about it that way

5. Have any abilities or powers?

Tarsis: except being best swordsman and most handsome man on Targat?

mr. Aurelius: You forget most humble

Tarsis: Nope, that is reserved for others. What about you?

mr. Aurelius: Nothing particular. If you don't count hard work and dedication as special power. As it is so rare nowadays

Radana: ahem *looks confusedly at Aurelius* We are allowed to lie it this interview?

mr. Aurelius: *coughs* I never lie.

Tarsis: Suuuuure

mr. Aurelius: move to another question please

6. Stop being a Mary Sue.

Tarsis: Mary who?

mr. Aurelius: I don't like what you are trying to imply

Radana: Ahem, I guess I don't understand this question

mr. Aurelius: Simply move to another

7. What’s your eye color?

Tarsis: Dark deep red.

mr. Aurelius: I thought it is obvious. Light sky blue.

Radana: *silently* In every of his forms

mr. Aurelius: Pardon me?

Radana: *coughs* nothing. Mine are black, with green, red and blue reflections

8. How about your hair color?

Tarsis: matching my eyes

mr. Aurelius: None as you can see. It’s common for a man in my age. But they were light brown in my younger days

Tarsis: I thought you was born old and wrinkled like this *grins at Aurelius*

mr. Aurelius: then you must mistake me for one of the Tarrei experiments. Or are you judging by your own experience?

Radana: *looks away* raven black

9. Have you any family members?

Tarsis: ahem, Thousands? What kind of question is this? As a patron of one of the largest houses on Targat, I have over hundred wives and *smile proudly* I have at least one child with each.

mr. Aurelius: it is miracle you have time for anything else then.

Tarsis: *laughs loudly* Well, you can say with that many wives and demanding children it is obvious I would try to spend my time elsewhere, right?

mr. Aurelius: So much for responsibility *sighs*

Tarsis: So what about you? You mentioned wife.

mr. Aurelius: I did. I have wife, two daughters and son. But I like to think of whole empire as my family.

Radana: Well, if you treat Ravian empire as your family I am glad I am not your daughter.

Tarsis: *burst to laughter* True.

mr. Aurelius: In a figurative sense, of course, but meaning is still same. Order, discipline, respect are values necessary both in family and empire.

Radana: *squint*  So if your own children don’t obey, they risk disappearing in the middle of night right?

mr.Aurelius: Methods are different, as should be clear. It is meaning that is important.

10. Oh? What about pets?

Tarsis: Do my children counts?

mr.Aurelius: I am afraid not. And I have no pets either. Don’t have time for that

Radana: Few. Mostly spirits I am taking care of.

11. That’s cool I guess, now tell me about something you don’t like.

Tarsis: Boredom. Definitely, there is nothing worse

mr.Aurelius: hmmm, there are quite a few things I dislike. lack of respect, carelessness, for example.  

Radana: Betrayal, recklessness

12. Do you have any hobbies/activities you like doing?

Tarsis: Fencing, sex, troubles, do troubles counts as a hobby when I look for them?

mr.Aurelius: my work is my hobby, It must be as I don’t have time for almost anything else.

Radana: I love swimming, singing and knitting.

13. Ever hurt anyone before?

Tarsis: depends on point of view. Sure, more than few people were left bleeding because of my blade. But, I believe I never hurt anybody with my actions or words, well, I mean *shruggs* I never broke my word, never betrayed trust and so.

mr.Aurelius: Not personally

Radana: *stars at aurelius* Right, you have people for that. Well, I must admit I did few times in past. Memories of some are still haunting me, others I would hurt again without hesitation/

14. Ever… killed anyone before?

Tarsis: What kind of question is this? Look at me, I am dravei, head of the noble house, and I am still alive. That can’t be achieved without some killing right?

mr.Aurelius: Not personally

Tarsis: You are repeating yourself

Radana: my job contains killing in its description. being chief of the skyguard means you get to war from time to time.

15. What kind of animal are you?

Tarsis: Cute, cuddly little beauty with soft fur, innocent eyes and razor sharp teeth and claws.

Radana: *chuckles* Wait until I tell Ashe how you described yourself

mr.Aurelius: what animal would suit me hmmm *smiles*

Tarsis: poisonous snake maybe?

mr.Aurelius: *nods* That is good. Keen senses, patient. And poison is commonly used as cure.

Radana: Most probably I am dog. Loyal, friendly, but fierce defending what is dear to me

16. Name your worst habits.

Tarsis: my worst habits are my best part *winks*

mr.Aurelius: You are composed of worst habits.

Tarsis: Now that sounded like an insult.

mr.Aurelius: It was insult my dear. Will you challenge me now?

Tarsis: *turns pale* No. I know what you are.

mr.Aurelius: *smiles* good boy.

Tarsis: *clench hands into fists*

Radana: *steps in* Ahem, you two are supposed to be allies.

mr.Aurelius: *turn his eyes to her* Allies and friends are two different things. but what about your worst habits my dear?

Radana: *shrugs* I am too afraid sometimes. Sometimes too indecisive

17. Do you look up to anyone at all?

Tarsis: Well, once I met krigge warrior, he was like two heads taller than me. but I guess it was not the point.

mr.Aurelius: I look up to one of my ancestors, Aurelius the Second, he helped unite war torn kingdoms and stabilise situation after. We could say he was base stone upon which whole empire was built. I hope I could achieve something at least half as great as him.

Radana: *shrugs* there are many. Asherah for example. As she took care of me when I was lost.

18. Gay, straight, or bisexual?

Tarsis: men, women, hornbeast sometimes. *laughs* no, seriously. Straight I think, no matter how weird it is.

mr.Aurelius: Weird? *shakes his head* I guess we have different definition of weirdness

Radana: Bisexual I think. Well, there was only one man that I allowed to touch me but, I married him afterwards so… *shrugs and close her eyes for a moment*

19. Do you go to school?

Tarsis: from time to time I show there. After all I own it.

mr.Aurelius: I had private teachers.

Radana: no. I was raised in small village. there was nothing like that.

20. Do you ever want to marry and have kids one day?

Tarsis: Are you serious? I can raise an army from my children.

Radana: Actually , you did.

Tarsis: *laughs* True

mr.Aurelius: I am married and have children

Radana: Not anymore. I divorced my wife and after Vorožins death, I don’t think I want another.

21. Do you have any fanboys/fangirls?

Tarsis: I hope so *winks*

mr.Aurelius: I would be surprised if there weren’t be some admirers of my work and position.

Radana: I don’t think so

22. What are you most afraid of?

Tarsis: Afraid? I erased that word from my vocabulary

mr.Aurelius: Along with other words that was too complicated for you. Now, what am I afraid of? That my hard work, that my dedication will not be enough.

Radana: Too many things to count. failing those depending on me, making wrong decision in wrong time on wrong place… *shrugs* Life is full of fears.

23. What do you usually wear?

Tarsis: Asking dravei noble this question *grins* it is almost provocation. Royal armour as you can see. Or nothing.

mr.Aurelius: *shrugs* Does it matter? Anything comfortable, well, if I am not going somewhere out. Then it would be up from what my stylist to prepare something exquisite/

Tarsis: Aren’t you old for that?

mr.Aurelius: Maybe. But having some social status is demanding.

Radana: I love wearing comfortable linen pants, sandals, silk tunic, mostly in green or white. But lately, armor is my most common attire

24. Do you love someone?

Tarsis: If I love someone?

Radana: You can’t name yourself

Tarsis: I’ll pass.

mr.Aurelius: It should be obvious. My wife, my kids.

Radana: Not anymore

25. When was the last time you wet yourself?

Tarsis: Last week I guess. Asherah pushed me into the pool.

Radana: I don’t think they were asking for this.

Tarsis: *shrugs* Can we pass to another question?

mr.Aurelius: I agree

26. Well, it’s not over yet!

Tarsis: *roll his eyes* Great

mr.Aurelius: Please, continue

27. What class are you? (High class, middle class, low class)

Tarsis:  Aaand another quite obvious. Highest of high.

mr.Aurelius: I was born into aristocracy. But, I think of myself as a middle class. After all, I am working man, not living from the others.

Radana: I was born low class, orphan in small village. But, I dragged myself higher. Still, I am not part of any aristocracy.

28. How many friends do you have?

Tarsis: Many. Should I start counting?

Radana: No.

mr.Aurelius: Unfortunately, friends are luxury that man in my position cannot afford.

Radana: There are few I would consider friends

29. What are your thoughts on pie?

Tarsis: Meat pie. Hmmm *smiles*

mr.Aurelius: I must apologize, I don't eat anything that my food taster did not tried before, and as you see, he is not here

Radana: *smiles* I love pies

30. Favorite drink?

Tarsis: Whiskey. But not that crap from Ravia, our whiskey, one that burn through you like flame.

mr.Aurelius: I don’t like to drink. At least not for my amusement.

Radana: Probably aeri honey-wine

31. What’s your favorite place?

Tarsis: *shrugs* Never thought about it. I don't get attached to places.

mr.Aurelius: I love garden behind my mansion. Wild roses, grass and silence. i go there a lot when I need to think

Radana: There is one place on Maniskar, high in the mountains, where ice flowers grow. Imagine, meadow full of translucent, crystalline white flowers, sprinkled through the lush green.

32. Are you interested in someone?

Tarsis: *wrinkles his brow* No, currently not.

mr.Aurelius: *shakes his head* No

Radana: Not anymore

33. What’s your bra cup size and/or how big is your willy?

Tarsis: *burts to laughter* Did you heard one of the titles at the beginning? Grandmaster of the looooong blade.

Radana: That is art of swordplay, not size of your ahem. *coughs*

Tarsis: Do one exclude other?

mr.Aurelius: I am afraid this question is over the line.

Radana: Agree *blushes*

Tarsis: Then let me answer for you. *grins* here mr. so serious,  I can't say but i would guess pretty tiny. After all, man with huge steel balls and, heh, willy are usually not so calm and shy.

mr.Aurelius: *raises and eyebrow* One would think you are overcompensating. *silently*

Tarsis: but for the beauty here *turns to Radana* I can say clearly, I saw you few times training with Ashe so *smiles widely* C cup, firm, nicely shaped, just asking to grab, play with them….

Radana: *slaps Tarsis* One more word and I will challenge you

Tarsis: *as he is standing from the ground* Anytime anywhere honey.

Radana: After this interview *hisses* Aena of matron Asherah. Anything you know, until one can’t stand.

Tarsis: *grins wickedly* Will be my pleasure

34. Would you rather swim in the lake or the ocean?

Tarsis: *shrugs* Doesn’t matter

mr.Aurelius:  I would prefer smaller lake

Radana: I don’t care

35. What’s your type?

Tarsis: My type of what? Food? Women? Women I guess, well, I love girls with fire within *winks* Like Radana.

Radana: *sighs, take a deep breath and start to count silently*

Mr.Aurelius: I don't think it matter

Radana: *still counting* Eh, what? No, I don't have any particular type.

36. Any fetishes?

Tarsis: fetishes? Hmmm, women in steel. Oh that can set me ablaze

Mr.Aurelius:  No

Radana: *still counting, shakes her head*

37. Seme or uke? Top or Bottom? Dominant or Submissive?

Tarsis: Always in control honey.

Mr.Aurelius:  yet you cannot control even yourself. *silently*

Radana: *still counting, shakes her head* not important

38. Camping or indoors?

Tarsis: Indoors. have enough camping when we are laying siege.

Mr.Aurelius:  Indoors.

Radana: *open her eyes, take a deep breath and smiles*  Outdoors, I love camping outdoors

39. Are you wanting the interview to end?

Tarsis: Nope *grins* ut seriously. it became too weird. So probably yes.

Mr.Aurelius:  I would love to end this *cugh* torment

Radana: *nods*

40. Now it’s over! Tag five people:

Tarsis: Tag who? heh, I don't know any of those who will be reading this. well, except those two girls that set this to me so. If anyone wants, feel free to go through it.

Mr.Aurelius:  Finally *sighs with relief*