Desmond Tiny being a Bibliophobe and Larten Crepsley never learning how to read despite his desire to learn being basically made into a main character trait of his at this point can’t NOT be connected…can’t convince me otherwise

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Desmond Tiny being a Bibliophobe and Larten Crepsley never learning how to read despite his desire to learn being basically made into a main character trait of his at this point can’t NOT be connected…can’t convince me otherwise

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"'You Son of a mongrel!' Vancha snarled." - Darren Shan, Killers Of The Dawn, Page 31
Funny thing is that a mongrel is not that bad of an insult to Desmond Tiny...
Darren: alkdfljsdhjghgls
Larten: What is that?
Darren: It’s a keyboard smash.
Larten: How do I do it?
Darren: Just press anything.
Larten: 7.
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The War of Scars ended in uncertainty - no one had truly won. With peace still far on the horizon, and new group of creatures enter the stage - the sorcerers. Vampire and Vampaneze aren't the only creatures fighting for the crown now, and only time will tell who will rule over the night.
Chapter 1 - Beastie is up now!

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The fact that Steve Leopard ended up manipulating Darius just like Desmond manipulated him when all he’s ever wanted was his father’s acceptance, acknowledgement and love is tragically ironic
I've Got A Few Fanfic Ideas But I Can't Choose
(please no theft for these either, but maybe I'm being paranoid again because I hardly think anyone in the Shandom is thefty)
What Fanfic Idea Appeals To You The Most?
What if Steve screwed his speech, killed Darren, became The Lord of The Shadows?
What if Darren faltered for a second and didn't make Steve kill him?
What if Kurda succeeded in his mission to take over Vampire Mountain?
Gannen's story, starting before he went to Evanna till after he defeats DesTiny.
Stannen School AU(Details are incomplete)
If you want me to be less vague with some of the ideas, I'll be more than happy to talk about it more with you.
Mr. Tiny: Is he drinking enough blood?
Larten: He's not drinking any blood.
Mr. Tiny: Not drinking blood? Crepsley, don't you know he has to? He must!
Larten: Thanks, Desmond. Being a vampire for the past 200 years, I had no fucking clue.