"I have some not so good news."
"Huh? Oh! What is it, Mr. Consequences?"
"I was skimming through the handbook again to see if there was anything I could do at all to help, and I discovered that there's kind of uh... how do I put this? A penalty to a living person being here..."
"How'd you not see that the first time you looked through??"
"It was written in pretty small print. Not the thing you'd think would be written in small print."
"Well, what is it?"
"You're dying."















