#mr stevens

OK, I know their last names aren't exactly the same but in my head Mr. Stevens the maths teacher and Mr. Steven from the Milkman are the same person. Instead of becoming a bar tender with a Texan accent he became a maths teacher and is now having his own affair. No one can convince me otherwise.

If suzy izzard is to be believed, then god’s first name is steve, and death star head of catering is named mr stevens, which is kind of close. It’s not clear if the steve in “pyramid steve” is a last name (first name pyramid) or if pyramid is more of a title, but anyway i think pyramid steve should visit the death star. I also should get more sleep my train of thought is getting increasingly more obscure