have u ever went to the bathroom and ur toilet seat is spoons but when u try to stand on it ur barber comes in and trys to shave ur ears while also tiptoe-ing around the bathroom wall and drinking vodka but really inside the vodka is ants so the ants eat ur mom and everyone u love and then u have to go outside in the daylght with a flashlight because u dont want it to get dark but then a fox with its head nowhere to be seen suddenly chases u?? yeah because that happened to me too

look. i’ve never seen the lorax. BUT

Boondocks