Aug 8, 2018
You know what I want? I want Billy Mays to come back from Heaven to help us clean house.
A film crew would follow him around Washington D.C. and Billy Mays (now equipped with Angel Wings!) would show us how we can clean up our government.
“Dirty politicians? Ka-BOOM them right out of office!”
“Outdated Legislation? Oxyclean will obliterate those hard to remove stains!”
“Bureocracy? Watch as the foam removes the red tape right before your eyes!”
The Revolution would be televised, but only at 3 am on syndicated networks.
