in the spirit of the holidays I want to say:
mq definitely the type of guy to be like "i should really get home it's late. but..... it's cold outside... [đ]" but fx is NOT the type to pick up a single fucking hint so he'd be like "that's ok I'll drive you home. there's blankets in the back of my truck (he drives a muddy little truck but not those obnoxious ones ok it's the type you see at the gardening centers)" and mq's like "oh but the snow is getting too high to drive in" and fx's like "it's ok I'm a good driver and I got snow tires and I will drive really slow" and mq [increasingly both desperate and annoyed] is like "ok let's try this again. IT'S COLD. IT'S LATE. IT WOULD BE DANGEROUS FOR BOTH OF US TO DRIVE." and fx's like "I AM NOT A BAD DRIVER" "LOOK DUMBASS IT'S NOT ABOUT THE DRIVING" "THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS IT ABOUT" "UGH GET OUT" "IT'S MY ROOM" and mq boots fx out of his OWN ROOM and knocks out in fx's bed and it takes fx another 15 minutes to figure this out and crawl into bed with him and mq wriggles in closer with a huff (he's already asleep) for warmth because it really is super cold out. they've been dating for three years
