"No I'm not *Bworp!* ok! I'm suddenly 9 months *Burp!* pregnant and burping up a *Bworp!* storm like that over inflated frat boy we call the First *Burp!* Man!"
"Dude, you are the last person to call someone fat in your current situation. You're lookin' pretty big yourself."
"Hopefully this *Bworp!* belly is the only thing that's gonna- *FWOOMP!*
St. Peter's cheeks burned a bright red. He slowly turned his head and noticed the fabric of his robe riding up his rear end, which, to his growing shock and embarrassment, seemed to have grown decently larger.
"Ha! And I thought my butt was big! Looks like you're in second place behind Abel!"
"Oh Lord... I was wrong... it's gonna get weirder... Let's hope the Mod can control themself."