#mpreg dream

I had the weirdest fucking dream last night, somehow I got nightcrawler pregnant? Like he told me he was pregnant and I was like 'no way...how?' and he said something like 'i have ze ability to bear children' and I just accepted it like, yeah I knew that, and I asked him 'did you have unprotected sex recently? Do you know who the father or mother is?' and he just looked at me dead in the eye, put his hand on my shoulder and said 'you are ze father', to which I was absolutely baffled because I'm a transgender man, I have no dick, how did I impregnate him, and I spent the rest of the dream trying to hide it from Professor X and Wolverine specifically that Nightcrawler was pregnant with my child, and I think I woke up just after seeing Nightcrawler Mpreg and now I can't get the image out of my head, why do I dream like this

i am not lying, i had a fucking mpreg dream