#mpmarlene

Marly Sweetie,

Thanks muchly, Love. Hahah fine - did I annoy you though? Heheh. Please as soon as I get back to the dorms Alice and Mary will be asking me for details on... Things. I'm so sure. Oh Merlin - I didn't - I mean - I wouldn't - oh Godric - shutting up.

Marly Dearest,

...I'm hungry, okay? Nothing really; it has something to do with muggle politics. Really I just want to piss you off. I really shouldn't though. Oh? Why the interest Marly Dear? Hmm. I really don't know anyone whose nose looks bunnyish... I suppose Amelia Bones has a sort of cute little nose if that's what you mean? 

Marly McMuffin,

'Alliteration' is not a big word - it only has five syllables! 'Antidisestablishmentarianism' is a big word, there you go. You do know that it's supposed to be confidential, right? Black, once. More than I ever wanted to see of him. Noses? Er... I suppose?

Marly-Mee who has no appreciation for alliteration,

Good. Now have a brownie, before Mary eats all of them. Euch - bit too much information there, Marly-Pie!! Do you know how awkward prefects' patrols are? Every second broom closet some nights, I swear to Godric. Are we witches or rabbits? Hush, hush, she's not all bad... Anyway, out of sight, out of mind. 

Marly-Moo,

Whatever you say, pumpkin. As long as your bum does not meet your broom for the rest of the evening. Hahah, no, I meant funny - he seems nice, Marly. I'm sure that was an... interesting experience for him. I'd rather an older brother than an older sister; here let's swap. Oh that was mean... I didn't mean it ! No, I can deal, it's fine.

Marly-Darling,

... That's not fair. But fine, if you put the broom down and come inside I might just put away my book for the night. Hahah I talked to Adam yesterday; he's funny. They can't be that terrible; I've got to live with Petty.

Lena Bo Beana,

Hahah that it does not. Well you'd better hurry up then, Marly-May! Quidditch can wait 'til tomorrow - come socialize; we haven't seen you all hols! 

Marly Muffin Head,

Good. They're Mum's - I thought you lot might like it if I brought a batch here with me. But you're not getting any until you get your butt off your broom and into the dorms, you quidditch-crazy chicken (and might I just point out that we share a dorm with Mary Macdonald; half of the brownies are already gone).