Trouble in Paradise
March 14, 2014
Who would have thought one of Mount Olympus's perfect little couples would of had their falling out just after three months? I did actually, I'm quite surprised they lasted as long as they did. I saw destruction in their future after their drunken night of fucking last fall and I'm so pleased to see the truth finally come out. My darling Luna finally let the world know just how much of a backstabbing, two-timing, cheater the Pruett witch really is and that's when things really started to kick off.
But I'm not here to talk about the steamy affair between Hazel Pruett and Prosper Silva, okay maybe I am just a little. I must say, I was disappointed in the confrontation between the two gentlemen but I suppose Hunter was playing it smart. He is not in the best condition and even if he were, no matter how strong he is, Prosper would be a tough fight to win. Who knows, maybe after pretty boy is all healed up we'll see the two of them really duke it out, only time will tell. I'm sure after the first time Hazel fucked Prosper she put him under some kind of spell to make him better in bed, or she really was just that desperate while poor Hunter was locked up like a prisoner in that mansion of his. Either way, with the affair out in the open, the two lovebirds called it quits Wednesday night.
This left the school having to deal with a more irritated Hazel and a heartbroken Hunter on Thursday. I'm not sure why Hunter was so heartbroken, he was the one who called it all off. But not to worry, it seemed that he only needed twenty-four hours to get over the break up. A little birdie of mine told me they spotted little miss Arden Williams drive up to the Osmund household late last night. I never would have guessed that she'd be the one he'd call for a late night booty call, but drunken-hate-rebound sex is one of the best sex to have as long as you don't remember it the next day. Pretty boy must have remembered because he decided not to show his face at school today, probably too ashamed that he'd stoop so low as to fuck a lesbian who everyone else thinks is dating and fucking Oakley Notte.
Oh wait, I wasn't suppose to let that little secret out. Too late, it's time the world knew. Arden is a closet lesbian, only pretending to date Oakley while fucking him on the side. I know, you must be thinking, how could she fuck a boy if she's attracted to girls? The answer is simple, she's just as sex-crazed as the rest of this school and since she can't attract girls she might as well see if a dick can satisfy her. She only slept with Hunter last night because that's as close as she'll get to sleeping with the person she really likes which happens to be none other than Hazel.
With all this going on, I'm not sure how Oakley will be able to maintain his fake relationship with Arden especially now that he's getting closer to Olivia Smythesson, who is now living with Hunter and his family.
I feel as though I'm watching a horrible sitcom that just couldn't decide on a plot so they threw everything together and hoped for the best. These people are honestly giving me a headache.
But back to what matters, we've covered the Hazel/Prosper affair, the Hazel/Hunter split, the Arden/Hunter hook up, the Arden/Oakley weird friends with benefits thing, and it's time to shed some light on the real reason Olivia is living with Hunter. Pretty boy Osmund says it started off as a joke and they played it off like that in the halls but it's all an act. Hunter isn't as innocent as he acts, he cheated on Hazel before she cheated on him. I don't know the details on how it started I just know how it ended, with Olivia pregnant.
That's right, you heard it hear first, doesn't look like Olivia will be able to get out of Portland with a baby on her hip unless Hunter goes with her which we all know he would if she asked because that's just how much of a gentleman he is and it makes me sick. Oakley won't stick around once he finds out about Olivia having a baby in side her. He'd probably just continue to fuck the lesbian and live in the fantasy that he actually has a girlfriend. And Hazel, all I have to say is the boy better watch out. It won't take much for her to break the rest of him.
