#mouldy bread

guys i got byler mold on my bread

Day 23 - Ancient! 🍞

Does anyone feel like abandoning society and hiding in a cave somewhere then accidently become immortal. 3 years later reintegrate with society for 5 years then realise how much better the cave was.                                                            then you accidentally discover one of the side effects of being immortal is being able to breathe underwater after an unfortunate incident with a starfish and a rubber duck in april and you decide to live underwater for a while. After 2 months of living underwater you realise it would be easier to get around under water if you have fishy features like fins                                                                              so you leave the depths of the ocean to find an island unknown to the rest of the world where they specialise in making fishy features for humans due to the city of humans who also accidentally became immortal and moved into the sea. Once you have fishy features you decide to explore the sea city then decide to live there.                                                                                                                60 years later you wonder how the world has changed although your hands now permanently look like prunes. Then one night eat some mouldy bread to see what it would taste like and you die peacefully in your sleep. You have now discovered how to kill an immortal person but this information is useless to you since you are dead and are powerless over the land of the living.                         Then you get resurrected..........

Not Feeling Well

I was hungry at 5am, and it was most likely the penicilin kind (green). Thankfully, it was only mini speck.

If you don’t think this guy was awesome then you’re just wrong