May 8
Y’all, I just had the worst experience in Pokémon: Legends of Arceus
I’m trying to collect alpha variants of my current Pokémon team so they’re physically bigger and stronger than the normal Pokémon, the only exception being my eeveelutions because those are incredibly rare
I had the opportunity to catch an alpha sylveon in a time distortion zone but IT WAS THREE LEVELS TOO HIGH AND IT KILLED ITSELF THROUGH RECOIL FROM MIMICKING MY ALPHA RAPIDASH’S FIRE MOVES
Even worse, I forgot to save before going in so I couldn’t reload to try again
I might cope through making alpha variant Pokémon canon to my Trolls x Pokémon AU. Imagine Branch with a sylveon almost as tall as himself
Better yet, imagine Floyd’s flareon as tall as him. Imagine the CUDDLES
