off half a cup of strawberry wine getting genuinely pissed watching lord of the beans. wdym no boromir???? no merry and pippin???? NO SAM!!!???toto baggypants??? center earth??? THE DARK LORD SCARYMAN!!!! sporks = orcs? Legolas’ (Leg-O-Lamb) random ad drop brother??? this would’ve been great if i saw elrond as a vegetable…did not happen. 0/10. he’d be a zucchini. gandalf (randalf) sounding exactly like benoit blanc. AND THEN THEY STARTED SINGING!!! the lord of the trees being dripped the fuck out..wow… ELVISH PRESLEY!!!! that’s maglor. sorry that’s canon i’m making it canon you can’t stop me. i’m not even gonna talk about latin gourd gollum. and that empty boring hobbit hole….i can forgive the bean being like not evil and absolutely none of this following the storyline like at all, but i can’t forgive making bagend a sterile college dorm
