#mostawesomething

If you have a dog, you know what I'm talking about. Sometimes a dog brings you his favorite toy in the whole world. When you look at his toy, all you see is a dirty old sock, covered in crusty dried dog spit. But that's not what he sees. To him that sock is the most awesome thing in the whole world. And he is putting The Most Awesome Thing In The Whole World in your lap.  Then he sits down in front of you and stares into your eyes as if to say: "This is my gift to you. May it give you the same endless hours of joy and happiness that it has given me.” And that's exactly what men think when they send you a dick pic.