[Hello My Sexy Muffins I am back with a new chapter and this one HAS BEEN WAITING A WHILE. I am sorry this one took me so long to do I hope that you do enjoy this chapter and it will also be a video for x listener!]

(DISCLAIMER: Mortha is not yandere in canon and neither is she human. This was just for fun what if she was? Yanderes are fine to simp for in fiction BUT remember to separate fiction from reality. Yanderes are not ideal partners to have, please enjoy this chapter!]

-Yandere Headcanons With Human Mortha-

.She is a woman that is very smart.

.She knows many things and when she meets you she knows she is obsessed.

.She is one of the few yanderes that know they are obsessed and or infatuated with their darling.

.She does not care as you made her feel things she has never felt before. She just has to have you.

.So she knows she is obsessed with you, so she makes a game plan on a way to court you.

.Since she is aware of what she can do and what she will do she is more in control and less likely to snap.

.She would analyze every possible way to court you.

.Being a planner yandere that has a plan for everything.

.Rivals she would deal with by getting them out of your life.

.He preferred the method being to pay them off to keep them away from you.

.If that does not work she would set evidence and tell you they did something to wrong you.

.Enough evidence she would have planted to get you to get rid of them from your life.

.She is not afraid to lie and fuck over someone's life to get you.

.She prefers not to kill so she is a HUGE Manipulator and crafty yandere.

.She would not manipulate you unless she has no choice.

.She also has a thing with giving you moth-themed stuff.

.She is a bit quiet and shy.

.Very soft-spoken and pleasant to be around.

.She is the type who can hide her yandere side all the time.

.She is that good.

.When she confesses to you, she is sweet and kind about if you say yes she knew that would happen and kisses you then and there.

.Cause if you said yes it had all paid off.

.If you say no she knows she messed somewhere up and she will just have to start over. She is not going to stop until you are hers.

.A very patient and determined yandere.

It’s been a long time between reviews, having kids really sucks up your movie watching and writing time, but now I’m feeling the need to get back into it, and what has dragged me back to the ol’ Microsoft Word is Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019), sequel to Godzilla (2014) and third film in Legendary and WB MonsterVerse franchise.

I love a good monster movie and I was sorely disappointed in 2014 when I didn’t get one. I felt ripped off when most of those moments were shown from a point of view of someone near the action or through a tv, instead of clear framing and shots of the heavy attacks. I go to a monster movie to see big, cool creatures fighting and attacking each other and/or people. Well, it seems I wasn’t the only one with this problem and now I have a Godzilla movie I can love (besides from the original 1954 film).

The world is now aware of these giant monsters, now known as Titans, that use to dominate the Earth. Monarch, the secret scientific organisation, has tracked down seventeen of these Titans, who are mostly in hibernation, and have set up scientific outposts around each one. An environmental extremist, Colonel Alan Jonah (Charles Dance) uses a device made by Dr Emma Russell (Vera Farmiga), a paleobiologist working for Monarch, to awaken the gods and let nature restore order and wipe out the damage humans have done to the Earth. Godzilla needs to keep these Titans in line but Ghidorah has other plans.

Critics are panning the film, with a 39% critical review on Rotten Tomatoes, complaining the movie’s characters are two-dimensional, predictable, lack of character growth, with terrible dialogue and too much dumb, CGI monster fights. Well, I agree with the dialogue comment. There are some very cheesy and predictable lines but other than that, this is exactly what I want in a monster film. The 2014 Godzilla tried to make a more human focused monster movie, but its downfall was after Bryan Cranston’s character was killed off there was no characters that could carry the film, nor ones the audience cared about. Thankfully, Godzilla: King of Monsters does not have that problem, meaning the human character development is not a dominate focus. We get human characters that are there to drive the storyline, are fun and don’t over complicate the plot. Millie Bobby Brown plays Madison, the daughter of Dr Emma Russell, who shows the same awesome girl-power strength we know her for in Stranger Things. She’s the character you barrack for and follow through the journey. Vera Farmiga’s character drives the plot along nicely and I can never complain about her being in a movie. The other lead character is Dr Mark Russell, ex-husband to Emma Russell and Madison’s father, played by Kyle Chandler. I’m fairly certain he does nothing of interest and the movie would go along as normal if he wasn’t there. Sally Hawkins and Ken Watanabe reprise their roles to deliver the exposition to the audience. I love it when Charles Dance turns up in these types of films. The Shakespearean actor, known recently as Tywin Lannister, seems way to classy to be in creature features such as Dracula Untold, the Underworld films and now this Godzilla movie but it is fantastic, and he brings a certain gravitas to the villainous character. Eleven and Tywin are the people worth noting in the film.

That enough of the unimportant human characters. This is Godzilla’s movie. Godzilla gets to face off with some of his classic foes, Rodon, Mothra and King Ghidorah. It’s pretty awesome. The CGI and fight scenes are fun and what’s better is you can see it. Wide shots, close ups, you see it all; unlike 2014. I have a bit to say about these fights, but it would go into spoiler territory. All I will say is I think King Ghidorah should have won. I have a problem with the way Godzilla beat Ghidorah. And that isn’t a spoiler, of course Godzilla will win. It’s his movie! This is what you come to a monster movie for; the dumb, action shots of giant CGI monsters being destructive to each other and the cities around them. Love it!

As they have in all Godzilla films, the environmental agenda is present. Previously, it has been a high concern of the effects of atomic power, and the fallout the radioactivity on our planet. This film extends that to humans being a disease upon the Earth, slowly destroying it to a point of no return. I like the themes. I agree with their statement and I don’t think it goes unnoticed.

I didn’t intend this review to be a comparative between the 2014 and 2019 Godzilla films, but I am just so excited that I now have a Godzilla film to love. Also, stick around till the end of the credits. There is a post credit scene which, I think, is worth staying around for. The next instalment of the MonsterVerse is Godzilla vs. Kong, due in cinemas March 2020 and I cannot wait. Godzilla: King of Monsters earns ★★★★ from me.

"Magnification" by Morthra

"Hollowed Carcass" by Morthra