#moron.faq

and this is the thing ppl either love or hate ab me, bc u said theory, and now i actually want to test it, but ik in order to accurately test ur hypothesis, ur going to have to pin me against the wall over and over and over and over an-

for showing me how much attention my holes really needed even if i was trying to run away the whole time?? i’ll do u one better, let me drop down to my knees and thank you by using my mouth to help you clean up or something

Or am I overthinking things and you just like the posts?

LMAO, way to call me out holy shit 🤧 /j /j

okay i’m so sorry if this annoyed you or something, feel free to tell me to stop!

you’re not overthinking though (sort of), i will admit there is a part of me that’s always like “damn, it’d be cool if i could like, annoy them into being my friend or something”

-feral

huh? uh, uh- honestly, who cares, i’m much more interested in this 👀

oh my lawwddddd IM COOKED

IM A MEGA SHORTIE TO YOU NOOOOOO IM BREAK MY NECK TRYNA LOOK AT YOU-

THATS IT, GET ON YOUR KNEES BUDDY LMAO

“THATS IT, GET ON YOUR KNEES BUDDY” BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this shit took me out and i spilled water on my fucking bed man 😭

If you're too clingy to run away maybe I'll make you run towards me. Tie your calves to the back of your thighs, your hands to your shoulders, and make you crawl towards me.

-feral

ooh look I remembered to sign :D also, I agree vigorously with sage green.

omg sorry, i’m not used to anons so i totally missed this

lmao sorry i’m just thinking ab how you will probably have to put me in cuffs just to get me tied up (im v squirmy)

i’ve never thought about being tied up like this but now i can’t stop thinking about kneeling by someone’s chair like this please

i think it’s so cute that yall want to see my face lol <3

serious answer though: it’s unlikely many ppl here will see my face. it would take actually meeting irl (unlikely bc im a hermit lol) or a genuine, solid, lengthy friendship.