#mormonlogic

The thing that bothered me most about the “ponderize” fiasco wasn’t the corruption and attempted monetization - it was the layering on of yet one more requirement in order to qualify as a sincere saint

It’s exhausting being LDS, and my heart goes out to every member that studied the scriptures daily, and then felt inspired to add “ponderizing” to their daily regiment.

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Episode S1E12: Ponderize (from Season 1: Mormon Logic At The Office)

Have any of you ever quit a job because your boss was an awful person?

Leadership lottery isn’t necessarily unique to the Mormon culture, but the thing that is unique is the eager willingness to “sustain” leaders simply because they’re leaders. Which raises the question of why are they leaders in the first place if they’re not actually qualified for the job?

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Episode S1E11: Sustain My Boss (from Season 1: Mormon Logic At The Office)

Roy: Your boss is a racist, sexist, ignorant idiot

Amidst real estate and tax-evasion scandals, this is TSCC’s only possible response

I’m so glad some people and organizations are dedicated enough to fight this fight. Laie is an interesting place, with so much prime real estate being used for such a variety of things. So few mormons know the extent of what is going on, but surely at some point it will be obvious.

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Episode S1E13: Real Estate Press Statement (from Season 1: Mormon Logic At The Office)

Reporter: How do you respond to allegations of tax fraud and shady real estate practices?

I literally died when my bishop scolded me for taking everything in the Book of Mormon too literally

This is a big problem with any holy text. If the lay person can’t tell which parts are literal, and which parts are figurative, and there’s no clear way to distinguish, how can it be true.

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Episode S1E10: Literal Handbook (from Season 1: Mormon Logic At The Office)

Michael: Handbook Part 5 recommends three 15 minute smoke breaks / But Part 12 forbids more than two 20 minute snack breaks

Putting this here since TSCC decided to stop doing “Weekend at Bernie’s”

I lived through the years when ETB was incapacitated and it was quite ridiculous. The exmo community has been saying TSM is incompetent for a long time, but maybe now even the TBMs will have to admit it?

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Episode S1E07: CEO Dementia (from Season 1: Mormon Logic At The Office)

Roy: Your CEO has dementia and is completely unable to lead the company

Does TSCC really think they are the only option?

In a tough economy, companies really do have the ability to trap employees in a bad situation. TSCC continues with this lie when in fact there are myriad options when you leave the church.

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Episode S1E08: Where will you go? (from Season 1: Mormon Logic At The Office)

How is this any different than Moroni’s Promise?

I think one of the most troubling things I was taught was that Satan can imitate all the feelings of the spirit including a burning in the bosom. Supposedly the only feeling he couldn't imitate is peace. But the burning bosom was also supposed to be a sign of feeling the spirit. How the hell were we supposed to know which supernatural being we were being influenced by?

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Episode S1E06: Peanut Butter Promise (from Season 1: Mormon Logic At The Office)

Angela: Every single invoice number on this form is wrong / And it smells like peanut butter

Holding the priesthood is the only thing a man needs to attract a woman.

S. W. Kimball explained that "almost any [two Mormons] can have happiness and a successful marriage" if they followed his simplistic religious formula. This bad advice alone has caused an untold amount of misery. (See https://www.lds.org/ensign/1977/03/oneness-in-marriage.p11)

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Episode S1E13: Wonderful Boyfriend (from Season 1: Mormon Logic At The Office)

Kelly: My new boyfriend is wonderful. He's kind, charming, and has a great job.