#morgulisms

~ send me a ship & i’ll tell you who… ~ ;; accepting

insists that they are an awesome dancer even though they’re terribleEveryone - ESPECIALLY ON DRINKING NIGHTS

likes to watch reality tvEmi and Mel – then I’m totally sure others would get interested and start watching too while muttering “this is stupid”

refuses to wear pants when they’re home aloneEveryone and I’m definitely sure there are going to be many moments in which someone forgets that they’re not the only one home.

is the jealous / protective oneMel - because I will seriously fight people when it comes to mah babus

goes all out on the holidaysGoing all out on the holidays is definitely a household thing ESPECIALLY Halloween and Christmas.

cries over booksProbably just the hubby - wait - I retract that. I think we’ll all cry over books.

is terrible with kidsI don’t think any of us have problems with kids so yoooo

drinks too much caffeineUm…hellooo, people who stay up all hours into the night

could sleep for twenty-four hours straightLet me just point to the one above

never wears matching socksPlenty of socks will go missing in this household so I doubt anyone will ever wear matching socks.

punches a tree when they’re angryThis sounds like a very Emi thing to do

send me ☂ + a ship, and I’ll tell you who;  [[ accepting ]]

yells at the other for leaving wet towels on the bed                    NO ONE BECAUSE WE ALL FUCKING DO IT

whines when the other forgets what they wanted after going grocery shopping                    Though I doubt there will be too many times we DON’T go grocery                    shopping together but it would more than likely be me and Emi.

leaves five half drank bottles of water in their room                    I don’t really think any of us would do this – unless it was Crys                    because she got distracted by gatorade or something.

initiates a quickie while at somewhere they shouldn’t                    NO ORGIES IN PUBLIC, GUYS.

surprises the other with their favorite fast food for dinner                    Me, Hubby, and Crys; because we’re like the friggin parents

is massively hungover after celebrating their anniversary                    ALL OF US

argues for double stuffed Oreos over regular                    Probably Emi, Wyll, and Kit while Hubby is in the background talking                    about the different types of Oreos that are really good.

buys $200 worth of baby things after finding out they’re expecting                   Actually the entire household when I get preggers in the future

‘ Nazg, please stop chasing after that goat.    You aren’t going to catch the thing to make    dinner out of. Imagine Kalus seeing you doing   this. ‘

Send an “Ѡ” for my muse’s reaction to being sent accidental nudes.

+ morgulisms

{She had nearly jumped out of her skin at the sound of his voice, hands scrambling to grab the towel that was draped on the bed. Tara attempted to cover herself with it, face flushed with embarrassment as she shot a glare at him.} “D-Don’t you know what knocking is??”