#infamousdoom

If Orodruin asked for a Warg pup, Erebor would say yes.

Main reason? She knows that if she tells him no, he would respect it.

Send “Maybe?” if your muse has thought of kissing mine

send me ☂ + a ship, and I’ll tell you who;

yells at the other for leaving wet towels on the bed.

Dom totally yells at Erin. She doesn’t leave them on the floor, but on the bed instead. He hates that sometimes (most of the times) the comforter is damp from the towel she used to dry her hair.

whines when the other forgets what they wanted after going grocery shopping.

Dom will whine every time that Erin forgets something he really wants, and it’s usually ingredients for her famous chocolate chip cookies.

leaves five half drank bottles of water in their room

Erin. She just, either forgets that she opened it and walks off (usually because of screaming that she hears) or it gets warm and she just goes and gets a new bottle.

initiates a quickie while at somewhere they shouldn’t

Mmm, both of them to be honest. Erin likes places that feel like they can be caught, while Dom likes places where they can actually be caught. 

surprises the other with their favorite fast food for dinner

Erin will surprise Dominic not only with his favorite fast food, but his favorite food in general. Especially if he’s had a long day.

is massively hungover after celebrating their anniversary

Neither of them, they’re too busy calibrating to worry about drinking anything other than water or gatoraid to stay hydrated.

argues for double stuffed Oreos over regular

Dom will argue till the sun goes down that double stuffed are better. Erin argues for argue sake cause it’s amusing and makes her giggle.

buys $200 worth of baby things after finding out they’re expecting

Dominic does, as soon as he finds out he drags her out to shop. Always yellows and greens cause he thinks baby shades of pink and blue are ugly.

insists that they each get their own popcorn at the cinema

“I know you better than that, lion. You don’t need my help for this paper so what do you really want?”

She knew how smart her best friend was, and he only asked for ‘help’ when he wanted something out of her. She never minded, mostly. Hell, ninety-nine percent of the time it was fun for both of them.