#morgue rambles

There's something so vulnerable about being knocked out cold that gets his blood pumping in just the right way. Franco is a really insecure man, so sex that involves his partner being either unconscious or drugged helps eliminate a lot of the stage fright he feels when he first starts being intimate with you.

You can expect most date nights to end with him making you a cocktail to "relax", only to wake up hours later with him snuggled up at your side and a few fuzzy memories of the night before. Since when did your tolerance get so low? You'd probably think nothing of it...he's subtle enough to make sure you'd never figure it out. After all, he was drinking too! He'd play it off as a rowdy night and nothing more.

Once you start getting more comfortable though... he'd be a little less careful and a little more desperate to be caught in the act. Whether he's touching you, going down on you, fingering you...he wants you to catch him, he wants you to wake up and see him being bad. The shock and pleasure in your eyes when you come to, only to see his face smushed between your thighs lapping at your hole is his favorite! Even better if you freak out and yell at him. C'mon! Don't be mad! He's seen it all before, why is now any different?? (Little shit smh)

But y'know what's even better than giving? Getting. Franco is a sucker for being on the receiving end of some somno. His ego demands to be fed pretty much constantly, and somno for him falls under body worship. What do you mean you're so attracted to him you couldn't wait for him to wake up? You love him that much?? Gosh..you're so sweet...no no, keep sucking. He didn't tell you to stop.

Mm… I think I may have said it in a previous work, but Franco in my personal HCs speaks Italian during sex semi-naturally. He isn’t really good at being vulnerable with his feelings, even in bed, so I think it’s easier for him to just babble all the sappy stuff he’s too uncomfortable to say aloud when you can’t understand him. But…if you spoke Italian…you’d be able to understand him, even if it’s only a little bit.

And…it feels good? Weirdly enough? I think he’d initially believe it’d feel awkward all over again knowing you can understand him, but he actually would probably really enjoy it. Correct me if i’m wrong but english is a fairly straightforward language, words don’t carry the same weight that they do in other languages. Like, "I love you" in English is said fairly casually at times while “I love you” in Italian (ti amo) is solely romantic and carries a heavier weight to it.

It’s easier for him to say what he wants to say and have it carry the weight he’s trying to convey with fewer words. Which…gets a big thumbs up from il bambino lmao.

But it isn’t just that. Hearing you speak the language gets him going pretty easily. Even if you’re new to the language and all you can do is babble broken pleas for more…he still really enjoys it. So much so that yea, i think he would demand you speak it with him during sex. Like, fully won’t get you off unless you tell him what you want in Italian kinda demanding. It’s a learning opportunity! Or, an excuse to do some good ol’ fashioned orgasm denial…your pick!!

Strangling is more of a heat of the moment punishment for Franco. Franco loves you to death, how couldn't he? You're his pretty doll! Of course he loves you! Hell, he loves you more than anything in this damn world...but that mouth of yours? It isn't something he loves when you start talking back to him.

All it takes is a sour mood on his end and some back talk on yours for his hands to be wrapped around your neck. He'll squeeze and squeeze just to watch your pretty face go flushed as you gasp for air. Is he actually hurting you? No. But that isn't the point of this punishment. The fear is the point. He wants you scared, to know you can't run that pretty mouth of yours and get away with it with him. You'd better watch your damn mouth, or he'll watch it for you.

Another heat of the moment punishment from Mr. Barbi would also be spanking/pussy slapping/ball slapping. Same as before, one wrong comment when he's in a bad mood and you're over his knee in an instant. Franco would have whatever you're wearing at your ankles/tugged up with his hand smacking your ass so hard you'd think he was using a paddle. He doesn't count either...he doesn't have time for that. No, he isn't stopping until you're apologizing for talking back! And if you're not apologizing for talking back? Then his swats are gonna start moving to more delicate areas...

As for punishments that come after he's stewed on your little attitude for a while... humiliation comes to mind. If he didn't get his initial frustration out before? You're gonna wish he had. He'll strip you down to nothing, force you onto the floor to grovel at his feet for his attention. He'll watch you kiss at his ankles, worship the ground he walks on as he nurses a nice cool glass of wolf's milk. He might even make you suck his cock...doesn't matter if he can get hard or not, he'll have you worshipping his dick like it's the last thing you'll ever do. And it might be if he gets a little too trigger happy with his Lupara.

Gun play. You guys can't look me in my eyes and tell me Franco wouldn't angrily hold you at gunpoint to make you suck him off. You just can't!! he absolutely would!! Especially if he was absolutely pissed at you. He'd keep one hand on the back of your head, forcing your nose to his pelvis, with the other holding his lupara to your scalp. Every slurp from you makes his finger twitch, threatening to pull the trigger. Of course...it wouldn't be loaded. But you don't know that. And the fear in your eyes as you look up at him, mouth full of cock? It's nearly enough to make him cum on the spot.

the usual bitch, whore, slut, cum-dump..those are easy answers though, even when franco is being the submissive one i think those would still slip out. They're a good go-to for him! I think mommy would remain too!! even when he's in a more dominant mood you're still his mommy. Parroting off the previous ask, mommy implies some level of dominance over him, so calling you that while you're all dumbed out under him gets him going. He's being a bad baby, making his mommy cry..and there's nothing she can do about it. It makes him feel strong. Doll, or doll-face is also a popular one, but my personal take on the nickname is it's degrading to him? He's calling you a doll, you're nothing more than his pretty toy to use and rough up. I could def see him grabbing you by the cheeks and saying something like "Dolls don't talk. Do they?" just to get you to be quiet if you're whining too much... (melting rn) Baby doll also falls into the same catagory of doll for me. Anything that's borderline objectifying? You're probably being called that. Baby, baby girl, and sweet girl are more...soft? Genuine? Still demeaning in some strange way when he coos down at you, but it's far less mean sounding than slut. He's being nice! you should be a little more grateful he isn't calling you names anymore...even if he's immediately calling you a bitch right after... Piccola, Piccolina, Puttana, Cagna are also some favs of mine. I don't speak italian! so my translations could be totally wrong, please forgive me for that, but from my very small amount of research, Piccola and Piccolina both translate to "little/baby" in english. Puttana is, from what i've seen, "prostitute/bitch". And, Cagna also seems to mean bitch as well? Franco in my mind would absolutely use a sickeningly sweet voice to coo these nicknames at you, knowing full well you have no idea he's calling you names. He'd get off on seeing your lips curl into a tiny smile, thinking he's being all loving and tender when in actuality he's calling you a prostitute. If you asked him to translate during post-sex snuggles, he'd probably tell you not to worry about it while grinning like a prick. The only way you'd ever find out is if you look it up for yourself. He's not gonna ruin the surprise!!

Breeding isn’t really something he thinks about outside of the bedroom. It’s just one of those things that slips out during sex that doesn’t hold any weight for him, y’know? You know by now franco has a tendency to babble about things while you’re going at it, and it isn’t uncommon to hear him grumble about getting you pregnant while fucking into you. It’s only really after you miss a period that the reality of the situation dawns upon you both, and now he is genuinely forced to think about it.

I don’t think he never really thought about it before out of cruelty or carelessness, just…he’s never really been with someone long enough for pregnancy to even be a concern? Like, most of the women he’s been with before only lasted a few months at best and a few hours at worst. Most of the time they’d end up saying the wrong thing, and they’d get their faces blown off in return. Can’t worry about pregnancy if they’re dead, right? 

And even if he didn’t kill a handful of the women he was sleeping with, if they got pregnant he’d probably just chuck a stack of bills at them and tell them to get rid of it. He’s never really loved anyone like he’s loved you. Sure, he’s a piece of shit asshole and treats you terribly at times…but you’re the only person who’s ever shown interest in him, not the things he can provide. In sinyala, his name doesn’t matter. He has no money, nothing to spoil you with. So the fact you’ve stuck around only bonds him closer to you…he does love you, he’s awful at showing it, but he loves you.

So, he’s just as worried as you are when your period is late. Like…fuck. Is he really cut out for this fatherhood crap? What if he fails the baby, or worse, fails you? Or…even worse than that, what if you die in childbirth just like his mother had?? He goes through all the stages of grief over the course of like…a day. At least, until you get a quick check-up from a nurse and they confirm you aren’t pregnant.

It’s a relief! Thank God!! He’d be a terrible father! So- why does he feel so…dissapointed?? He’d expected to be just as relieved as you, maybe even a bit more cautious when having sex. Instead he just feels…sad. It clicks then that he did actually want you to have his baby. And now it’s the only thing he can think about. The thought of it…your body changing to support the life he’d planted inside you, it strokes his ego in just the right way. Knowing he’d be manly enough to get you pregnant…nobody could call him “bambino” anymore if he was a father, right? So…expect his libido to skyrocket.

He wants you all the time. Regardless of whether or not his body is cooperating with him. I think usually when he’s having a bad day impotency wise he just…won’t engage with you out of embarrassment. But, it doesn’t really matter anymore. So long as he can blow a load you’re just gonna have to deal with him fucking you while soft. Sorry!

He also doesn’t really care how you personally feel about it. You can tell him you don’t want kids all you want, that won’t change anything…aside from maybe making him a bit more aggressive. Why wouldn’t you want a baby? Is it that you don’t want a baby in general, or specifically his baby? It makes him insecure, and an insecure franco is a dangerous franco. Will he kill you? No. But he’s gonna double his efforts in order to show you that having a baby isn’t so bad. Women have babies all the time! You’ll be fine.

If you do want a baby? Great! If you don’t? He doesn’t care! He’s gonna breed you! Don’t even try thinking about secretly getting on birth control either. Nothing you do is gonna slip under his radar, and he really isn’t against ripping out any implant you tried to get. (YEOUCH) He doesn’t care if it hurts, let that be a lesson to not pull that shit again. He has his sweet moments though…like propping up your hips with some pillows after he cums inside you to help his sperm reach your womb. It might seem a little silly but it gives him peace of mind! And, if you’re crying, he’ll at least soothe you a bit. Just- don’t cry too much…too much crying gets him mad. 

You’ll be a good mommy. No need for the tears! Just let him take care of it, yea?

A/N: Uuu i could honestly ramble a lot more about pregnancy/dad hcs for Franco but i don’t wanna derail too much. If anyone wants to send me an ask for that, though... (looks at y'all with big heart eyes...) lmao hopefully this is okay. Sorry for being gone!!

While there are sex toys available in the sleep room for reagents, I'm not really sure if those same toys are in trials? Aside from gooseberry's factory, but, the only time you'd ever see Franco there is during prime-time. And I really doubt those pesky scientists would let him take a nice toy back for his dolly.

ED is a bitch for him. Sometimes, he desperately wants to fuck you but just- cant. His cock won’t cooperate sometimes. So? Random objects it is. Plus, it’s funny seeing how scared you get, wondering if the things he’s shoving inside you are even sanitary or not.

All he really has is the things he can find scattered around the trial environment, or, the things he keeps on himself… starting off small, I could def see him stuffing his pacifier inside you on occasion. He doesn’t even have to be in a sour mood for that one. He’d fuck you with the gummy end before pushing it all the way in, making sure the string originally attached to his bowtie is still there so he can pull it out nice and slow when he feels like the time is right. Your uncomfortable face as you squirm is priceless, and the thought of sucking on it once it’s been inside you for a bit has his stomach doing flips. Mmm…mommy flavored.

I could also see Lupara going inside you if you piss him off enough. Or, sometimes you don’t even need to piss him off… I'd like to think that’s how a lot of women met their end with him. Franco has like– zero trigger discipline, that man keeps his finger on the trigger regardless of how he’s holding it or where it is. So, even though he likes you far more than the prostitutes he used to hire…he still keeps his finger on the trigger as he makes you take the barrel of Lupara. It’s thick, filling, splitting you apart in a way you didn’t know was possible… painful? Maybe a bit. You weren’t properly prepped because Franco doesn’t understand prepping imo. Why should he care? Just shut up and take it.

He gets off knowing your life? Fully in his hands. If he just pulled that trigger back, you’d have a hole where your womb used to be. (Or your guts…if you’re an anal connoisseur.) I don’t think he’d keep his Lupara inside you for extended amounts of time, only because he’s so attached to the damn thing…but i could see him fucking you with it for an hour or two. Pushing it up, trying to see your tummy bulge… yucky lmao. 

As for things he’d keep inside you, and make you walk around having inside you…hmmm…glass bottles are a good contender. Esp if you’re an ex-reagent and you used to throw them at him. He’d have a good time stuffing the end of it inside your hole, fucking you with it til you either cum or bleed, then leaving it inside you and making you get up and walk around. It’s thick, pushing right up against your g-spot every time you even so much as breathe…the full sensation would probably feel pretty good but I'm also a diabolical freak lol don’t listen to me. 

He’d enjoy watching you waddle, whimpering with each step as your hole squeezes around the glass that threatens to shatter inside you. He wants to keep your cunt full, saying something cruel like he doesn’t trust you to keep your legs closed on your own. He’d only take it out when he’s had his fun…which… could be anywhere from a few hours to all day. So, good luck!!

Tbh anything phallicly shaped? Probably going inside you. He isn’t picky and he doesn’t expect you to be picky either. His fav though? Baseballs. They’re a dime a dozen in the suburbs, scattered around in yards and houses. The mannequins aren’t using them…with their plaster smiles, forever still in suburban bliss. Might as well put them to good use with you, right?

It isn’t so much the insertion that gets him off, it’s…well…watching you push it out later, once he’s had his fun watching you walk around with it inside you. I don’t think I need to be descriptive with this but, there’s a very good reason he enjoys seeing you push them out… (yuck lol). He’s a gross guy!! Probably imagining it’s him in there… Okok i’ll shut up now lmfao.

object insertion is def one of his kinks tho... i do agree nonnie!!! I know it's not everyone's cup of tea but it's MY cup of tea and you WILL listen to me be nasty about it. >>

Franco barbi is a male manipulator and i honestly love him for it. He'd absolutely come to you in fake tears about how hard his days been just to coax you into giving him some special treatment. Won't you be a good mommy and pop a titty for baby? It's been a real long day and he missed you so much... go make him a drink! he deserves it! he works hard to keep you happy!

i could def see his aggressive side slipping out too...at first, it's more subtle. He'd bite your nipple while you nurse him, drawing a bit of blood. Or maybe he'd dig his nails into your sides when you try to squirm away, leave little crescent shape indents behind that feel too deep to be accidental. He'd play it off like an accident though, assuring you he didn't mean it. He's just had a rough day! He didn't mean to be so rough on you, doll. Why are you whining anyways? He's done far worse...

But the aggression really comes out when you're not playing along the way he wants you to. It doesn't matter to him why; whether it's because you're sick of being his glorified chew toy, or you're just not in the mood..any denial pisses him off. How dare you tell him no! After he just put on that whole big act?? He actually cried and everything!! You don't get to tell him no!