HI THIS IS TIRED: YOU KNOW THAT'S JOHN
Iron Bran: that's TOTALLY FUCKING JOHN
HI THIS IS TIRED: .........and then my brain jumped to picturing shaymin in place of the arcanine
HI THIS IS TIRED: bby flowerhedgehog you are not
HI THIS IS TIRED: big enough
HI THIS IS TIRED: for that
Iron Bran: no that's perfect because he gets out on the battlefield and everyone's like "is that a fucking-" and then he uSES RETURN BITCHES HIS FRIENDSHIP IS THE HIGHEST BECAUSE HE VALUES FRIENDSHIP MORE THAN A REDESIGNED PONY YOU BETTER FUCKING RUN THIS THING IS FUCKING SCARY
Iron Bran: AND THE TV IS REPORTING IN A MIDDLE EASTERN DIALECT ABOUT A RAGING FORCE IN THE DESERT WITH A FLOWER IN IT'S HAIR AND YOU KNOW THAT'S FUCKING JOHN TO A TEE OKAY
Iron Bran: HE WILL FUCK YOU UP DON'T HURT HIS FRIENDS
HI THIS IS TIRED: [DYING]
HI THIS IS TIRED: [DONE WITH THIS WHOLE PLANET]