Derek: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Reid: Thank you
Derek: I didn't say that was a good thing
Reid: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
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Derek: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Reid: Thank you
Derek: I didn't say that was a good thing
Reid: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

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Derek: I prevented a murder today.
Reid: Really? How’d you do that?
Derek: self control.
Spencer Reid : Why do you hang out with me?
Derek Morgan: You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me!
Spencer Reid : …
Spencer Reid : I feel a bit sorry for you.
Derek: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Reid: Only if you also don't ask why
Reid: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Derek:
Reid:
Derek: This one is fine
Derek: Violence isn't the answer.
Reid: You’re right.
Derek: *sighs in relief*
Reid: Violence is the question.
Derek: What?
Reid, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Derek, running after them: NO-
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Derek: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Reid's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out...
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Derek: It’s dark in here
Reid: Don’t worry dude I got this
Reid: *Stomps their feet*
Reid: *Skechers light up*
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Derek: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Reid: Go the fuck to sleep
Derek: What gif I don't want to?
Reid: Fuck you

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Reid: Emily was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Emily: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
Reid: Emily, you ate a chair.
what are some of your head cannons of Reid?