Creeds of the Neutron Nannies and Matter Aunties (WIP)
The Neutron Nannies are a coalition force of allied time travelers over many universes and realities, spanning any number of air-breathers, earth-breathers, and water-breathers committed to the ideal of a free radiation society, able to exude its own light and decide via its own means how to craft that light. By this we mean: no elimination of the knowledge of radiation science can take place if humankind is to prosper and spacefaring life at large is to continue with any meaningful progress.
The Matter Aunties recognize the right of every free, peace-loving, democratic and moral society in the allied unilateral multiverse to exist without fear of poison in their environment and forbidden weapons lighting up their skies. Matter Aunties watch for the light and guard against its abuse and misuse, always seeking to put the light in the safest place possible--away from innocent eyes and idle hands to discover with no hope of mastering its trickery before it leads their society down the path of the phoenix fire.
Neutron Nannies are not united by any spirit creed, blood oath, heart pact, secret ritual, or brotherhood initiation. Thus we do not dress alike or institute any kind of uniform. You are encouraged to pay homage to other time travelers who have come before you with your garb--otherwise, we suggest you dress according to your own personality to show our breadth of diversity. You will need to bring the type of helmet that goes with your outfit, otherwise we will assign a generic one to you that is space-grade. Surplus helmets are first come, first serve. When it comes to a common symbol, we all have the Patch, which is to be worn on the right shoulder for clear and easy identification to the layperson. For identification to each other, all we have is the secret handshake. Do not teach anyone the secret handshake.
Matter Aunties should give the Tailor their favorite colors or pick through the mood boards available as soon as is possible, so that progress can be started on their custom uniform. Crafted on the razor's edge in terms of harnessing the newest and greatest in smart couture, your custom uniform is a combination space suit, high-style fashion piece, assistive technology hub and armored defense unit. It will soon become your best friend in the universe. It is recognizable in every civilized quadrant in the free galaxies as a symbol of stalwart and honest protectors of the truth and the light, and all who see it will lend you aid immediately.
Nannies: you're going to need a gun. There's no getting around that. What's great is that you're welcome to use any personal armament that you can fit in a small suitcase or go-bag. All we request is that you keep it clean--no nasty deaths, please. We try to maintain a positive reputation for our brothers in arms, whoever and whatever they may be (or have become.) Otherwise, you'll find it's difficult to get jobs for any of us after you've smeared our reputation for who knows what purpose. So something like a revolver, probably, with easily available ammunition.
You're going to love all the cute new weapons that come with the Matter Auntie uniform! We're constantly adding new versions and updating our tricks. Don't forget to explore all your options and read the entire manual! A note--we have no atomic weapons in the Matter Auntie portable arsenal. The use of radioactive particles tends to interfere with psi particles, and then we're accidentally engaging in telepathy with giant scarab beetles or something. Keep it to this universe, guys! The bug spray options are detailed in chapter 2 of the manual. I hope I've piqued your interest enough that you're actually going to read it!
Neutron Nannies need to be trained in many disciplines to be effective at the many jobs they're sent out to do. For this reason, a constant cycle of learning overlaps ok tired
