#morality sande

“Patton? Are you okay? You just stopped in the middle of baking?” Roman asked me. I had been spending quality time with him, Virgil and Logan as none of them were happy with Thomas accepting Thomas.

“Sorry Roman. I got lost in thought. Can you put the cupcakes on? I have to go do something,” I asked him. He agreed and I quickly left the kitchen, going to the dark mindscape.

I knocked on the walls, hoping they’d hear me.

“Oooo what’s innocent, little Morality doing here?” A squeaky voice cackled.

“Remus. Janus. Can you show yourselves?” I asked them, taking a deep breath. I had to be brave.

Soon enough, both of them were in front of me. Remus had blood on him and his morning star, Janus looked bored, and in his usual outfit, minus the caplet.

“What do you want?” Jan snarled, almost glaring at me.

“I have to get something off my chest,” I told them, being completely serious.

“Oh, please fuck, please be your shirt,” The green, blood covered side pleaded, his fingers crossed.

“Uh, no. It’s not my shirt. I have come to the realisation that I have a crush on both of you. I know that it probably won’t happen, but I just wanted to let you both know,” I told them, trembling slightly.

“Oh. Ha, I thought this would be something serious. But instead it’s some… petty crush,” Janus laughed. “Remus and I are already dating.”

“But-” Remus quickly added on, “Polyamory is an option, and… fucking you would be fun. And then we can have an orgy.”

“What Remus is trying to say, is that we totally don’t like you as well.”

“So what do you say Pattycakes? Wanna date us?”

“Yes! Yes, oh, this went so much better than I thought,” I spoke happily, quickly hugging Janus, going to hug Remus before pausing. “Um, maybe you should clean up first.”