#moosesandmaple

OH DEAR THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG THING OKIE

5. Are you in love?

nah, not right now

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Kinda? Like, I don’t think you’d just SEE the other person and be “yes, you are my one true love”, but maybe based on a first impression if you actually talk to the person at first, then I think it could be.

15. Do you have any piercings?

Just the two in my ears!

20. Do you shower every day?

I really and truly try to, but the current situation with the well at my house kiiiiiiiiinda gets in my way. But usually, yes, if we have enough water

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

Depends. If I feel strongly enough about anyone, yes, but as for right now, no

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

No, but now that you mention it I’d decrease my bust a little bit

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

Haven’t kissed anyone other than relatives.

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

Yes, and I will not speak about it

45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?

See question 35

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

maybe. But  it was one-sided so ye

55. Share a relationship story

I don’t have any

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

Goddamit Chidi I haven’t dated why’d you pick all the 5s

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

I. HAVE. NEVER. DATED.

70. What turns you on?

The endless expanse of space and the surrounding universe. We are so small, yet there could be so much out there, worlds to explore, new things to discover. Hell, I think we could find aliens. And not to mention those amazing nebulas, speeding pulsars traveling at the speed of light, rogue planets, supernovas, even black holes are absolutely fascinating. 

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

tbh I don’t even know. I can’t even pick one because all the people around me are such sweethearts that they’ll talk to me, play videogames even over wifi where we have no rules, bake sweets and share ‘em, I love you guys.

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

Probably my mom or dad over the phone when they wanted something.

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

Matthew didn't even notice the visitors as he was too busy sneezing.

Stupid allergies.

[Text: Food Stealer]: It was… interesting, but I’d rather not talk about it. I just got back home and I’d like to relax or something. [Text: Food Stealer]: Great, and I have leftovers, don’t worry, you still have your food.

[Text: Miss Childish]: well, as long as it was okay overall--I can imagine just wanting to relax and shit

HAHAHAHHAHAAH take that

[[REVENGE i hope]]

Maddie,

I’m sorry.

I’m so so sorry. I really…really am.

I was a real jackass to you, a lot. Even though you’re my best friend, I still tended to be that way sometimes—well, most of the time, now that I think about it.

If you haven’t guessed by now; this is the last time you’ll ever hear from me, aka I’m dead. 

I really just want to thank you though.

You mean a lot to me, a lot like a lot. I had honestly never thought you, would become my best friend, and that we’d grow so close as time went on. Well, life’s full of surprises, isn’t it?

I cannot thank you enough for being my friend and putting up with my shit. I feel like out of all my friends, you were the one who had to put up with it the most. —I’m sorry for that one too, my queen.

But please, please for the love of god don’t get upset, don’t cry and don’t even think about grabbing a beer bottle. Drowning your sorrows in alcohol doesn’t cut it, they come back the next day after a shitty ass night of sleep.

Be happy for me, please. (I’m saying please so much so please do this for me please). I love seeing a smile on your face, and love seeing you happy and laughing. Stay that way, don’t let something like this affect you, alright? And, also, thanks for making life more fun for me. Thank you so fucking much. God I would’ve been lost without you.

I really do love you Maddie, and I really can’t thank you enough for being you.

oh noes—are you okay dear? do you need a hug?

pEACHY,, ,