#moooo

unlike the other male hucows on the ranch, i like to spend my time lazily grazing instead of fighting for dominance. i grow soft and my horns aren’t nearly as big as the other bulls. the farmers write me off as a failure, but a cute ranchhand disagrees. she spends all day with me, feeding me extra, keeping me well-groomed, massaging my budding udders. eventually she’s able to start milking me, and thanks to her pampering, i quickly become the most productive milker on the farm. i’m putting out gallons every day, no one has ever seen a cow make more milk than i do. not only am i producing a lot, but the quality of my milk is second to none. rich, sweet, delicious. other farmers want cows who are good milkers like i am, so my seed becomes a valuable commodity as well. that’s how i spend my days, blissfully mooing away as pumps work overtime on my swollen udders and poor little cock, endless treats and calorie dense shakes keeping me too fat to move. all thanks to the kind ranchhand who’s never left my side and who never lets me go hungry or unmilked or without constant kisses and praise…🐄

mooing is so funny I can’t stop help I keep mooing what is wrong with me what the fuck