#moontyphoons

OKAY YES CONSTANTLYFirstly, during all those years in hiding from when Harry was 1-11, surely, if he was smart he could’ve asked snape for where Harry lived? bc he’d assume dumbledore would tell him bc he’s a teacher. And if snape couldn’t tell him where harry lived then couldn’t he have thought‘oh…where would dumbledore place him? maybe with family right? now how bout i look into the families of Lily and James Potter and see if any of them are alive.’IN THOSE 10 YEARS,,,A WHOLE ASS DECADE!!!! WHAT DID HE DO??? nothin,, “bide his time?”~~ wooo harry’s quaking in his bootsokay let’s move on to chamber of secrets,,,,Tom Riddle,,you bich ass dumbo,,, you should’ve known about a phoenix’s healing tears bUT NO this “bright student” who know about a basilisk and horcruxes thought the phoenix was ‘weeping fOR THIS DEATH’ I dont think u understand how livid this makes me. YUO COULD’VE KILLED HARRY IF U KNEW,,YOU BOLLUCKED EVERYTHING UP*imma take a breather here*….goBLET OF FIRE? BOI,,FAM,,ARE U DUMB??okayokay,,remain ur chill,,,,when he tied up harry to the gravestone of his dad, why did pettigrew only cut his arm?? why not jus do a light quick stab in the heart :) collect the blood :) and use that/??or if dear old voldy wanted to make harry’s death more personal why didn’t he?? avada fuckin kedavra harry,,,as soon as he was fully restored??? and why?? diD U GIVE HIM HIS FUCKIN WAND BACK U STARK RAVING IDIOT??? NEVER TRUST A POTTER WITH A WAND ISTG,,,

ootp,,,please,,,,,,the whole thing was just him being dramatic af and wanted to scare the bejeezus out of harry before he took over his mind and bodyI mean,,,, what happened to a good old fashioned stab???? honestly tom riddle and his stupid ass ways have just got my blood pressure rising

HE COULD’VE AVOIDED ALL OF THIS, AND ACHIEVED WORLD DOMINATION, BEFORE PRISONER OF AZKABAN (or the end of goblet of fire) IF HE QUIT BEING A BRATTY LITTLE CHILD WITH A FLAIR FOR THE DRAMATICS, GREW UP AND THOUGHT THINGS OUT INSTEAD OF BEING ALL SHOWY SHOWY AND WANTING TO PUT ON A GOOD SHOW

success is 30% execution* and 70% finishing the job

being a constant, whether you disappear or not, you’re always there lurking in the best possible way. always a bright positive energy that makes people feel happier

one of those kids that is a tiny baby but pretends as if they’re older, but when it comes to certain times they’ll revert back their child state. Also a lil demon when it comes to stuff (you’re basically sanha)

you remind me of lighthearted pranks. Full of fun, full of life, sometimes gives a heart attack or 2 but in the end you make everyone smile

@jinwoostro dude i would totally buy your badly photoshopped astro merch smh