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So this is a masterpost of my friends and blogs that i am just basically in love with. The people tagged are mentioned, but feel free to read it anyway.Â
Thank you again for getting me to 3k, I love you all so much.Â
If you're not mentioned I still love you, I'm just lazy as fuck tbh x
I Love To Hear You Laugh
for Kathryn who likes tea and terrible jokes. all jokes used were some of my favourites from one of Hank Green's videos. (you should defo check out vlog brothers cause they're awesommeee! TFTBA) feedback would be awesome guys <3 xox
Kathryn reached up to open the cupboard, selecting a couple of mugs and setting them down on the side before popping a tea bag in each. Â She leant against the fridge as she waited for the kettle to boil, and she could hear Ashtonâs footsteps as he got out of the shower and walked around in bathroom above her.
Just as the kettle finished boiling, her phone buzzed as it received a text from Ashton. Raising an eyebrow, she opened the message.
âWhat is invisible but smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.â
Rolling her eyes Kathryn replied.
That was terrible.
Ashtonâs reply was almost immediate.
It was not. AnywayâŚ
What concert costs forty five cents?
50 cent. Featuring Nickelback.
 Kathryn audibly groaned.
A series of loud thumps down the stairs, sounding similar to a heard of charging rhinocerosâ signalled Ashtonâs arrival downstairs. He skidded round the corner, his cheeky grin spread wide across his face.
âI donât know why you complain about my jokes; theyâre the best jokes ever.â
âYeah, you keep thinking that.â Kathryn grumbled and poured the hot water into the mugs. As she set the kettle back in its holders Ashton came up behind her and wrapped his arms around her waist and pulled her close against his chest, and she relaxed into his warm embrace almost immediately. Â
Ashton leant forward and pressed a soft kiss to the curve of her shoulder before whispering in her ear. âHow did the hipster burn his tongue?â
Kathryn didnât reply and braced herself for the punchline of yet another one of Ashtonâs awful jokes.
âHe drank coffee before it was cool.â
Groaning loudly, Kathryn deposited the tea bags in the bin whilst Ashton added the milk. They had a nice little routine going on whilst Ashton wasnât touring; it was nice; it gave them a little bit more stability.
The rain lashed against the windows outside, and Kathryn was soon snuggled close to Ashton; hugging her mug of tea. Ashton was browsing through the film selections on demand when he spoke, disturbing the quiet atmosphere.
âHow often do I make chemistry jokes? Periodically.â
Resisting the urge to punch Ashton on the shoulder, Kathryn took a cup of tea.
Turning to Kathryn, Ashton raised an eyebrow but smiled smugly before continuing. âI actually told one just the other day! There was no reaction.â
âOh. My. God.â Kathryn whined, but she was beginning to crack. It was something about the way Ashton would smile after he told one his stupid jokes, and the way he giggled when Kathryn would moan and whine about how terrible they were.
Ashton seemed to sense Kathrynâs desperate attempts to stop giggling and he stopped flicking through the films and carried on throwing more jokes out left, right and centre.
âWhat do you call Santa's little helpers? Subordinate Clauses.â
A little giggle escaped Kathrynâs mouth and in response she pursed her lips even tighter.
Ashton continued, âWhat do you call a pencil without lead? Pointless.â
At that point, Kathryn couldnât help but snort.
âWhy were the broom late for work? 'Cus it overswept.âÂ
When Ashton did a weird little head flick Kathryn lost it. Her giggles became uncontrollable and she burst out laughing, with tears soon streaming down her pink cheeks. Ashton began laughing as well, and his laugh was hearty and loud. The kind of laugh that made you feel happy inside, and made you feel like it was only sound you ever wanted to hear, base solely on the way it made you feel.Â
A Boy and a Girl
*Imagine request from anon-Â can you do an ashton imagine for me where im on tour with him and he sneaks me out of the hotel.* I hope this is okay, feedback would be awesome!
An owl hooted quietly in the background as traffic passed the hotel in droves. The night was quiet and peaceful; well it was until a loud knock at the door signalled Ashtonâs arrival.
Smiling to herself Emmelie got up off the ridiculously comfy bed to open the door for Ashton, her bare feet shuffling soundlessly over the plush carpet. She pulled the door open and found Ashton lounging against the door frame, a cheeky glint in his eye.
âHey babe.â He grinned, smugly.
Emmelie raised her eyebrow in suspicion. âHey.â
âWhat?â Ashton asked, trying to feign innocence.
âYouâve got your gameface on you sly bastard.â She muttered and went to grab his hand to pull him into her room but Ashton turned his hand as she went to grab his hand and grasped her wrist.
Now Emmelie was definitely suspicious.
âConsidering that this is our first night off tour I thought we could go for a little adventure?â He trailed off, looking hopefully at Emmelie as she bit her lip in thought.
âI donât know.â She mumbled, knowing she would be fully able to convince him to come into her room unless he unleashed the- oh wait no, there they were.
The puppy eyes.
Those goddamn pieces of puppy eyed perfection. She was well and truly screwed now.
âFine.â She grumbled before leaning over to grab her coat off the hook by the door. âI donât see how weâre even going to get out though. Iâm pretty sure thereâs a load of girls out there who know exactly what you look like and exactly what I look like. Which is quite creepy when I think about it..â
Ashton just snatched the key from Emmelieâs palm, pulled her out the door and shut it behind her. âWho says weâre going out the front?â
Not waiting for a reply he pulled her down the corridor and into the open lift, narrowly avoiding Calum, whoâs obnoxiously loud voice could be heard floating up the staircase.
As the lift travelled downwards Ashton wrapped his arm around her waist and pulled Emmelie closer before pressing a soft kiss into her hair. âNow you canât say this isnât fun.â
Rolling her eyes Emmelie said, âOh yes, because travelling in lifts is exactly what coming on tour with you is all about.â
Ashton playfully pinched her hip, laughing as she jerked away.
âIdiot.â She muttered, swatting at his chest.
The lift doors opened with a quiet âpingâ and Ashton quickly walked past the reception area and down a quiet corridor into the lounge.
âThey told us we could always nip out the staff door if we needed.â Ashton said as he led Emmelie down a corridor and past an office, the security guard sitting outside nodded at Ashton and gave him a friendly smile before unlocking the gate.
As Emmelie followed Ashton out onto the quiet streets, the volume of hysterical screams suddenly peaked and she froze.
âHey, itâs alright.â Ashton whispered. âItâs just Calum causing a distraction.â And he linked his fingers with Emmelieâs and tugged her closer and began walking down the quiet street.
And so they walked, just a boy and girl, hand in hand.
No distractions, no screaming fans, no drunk bandmates.
Just a boy, and a girl.
A Disputed Silence
Anon request- Hmm one with Ashton where he's not there for you when you need him and you argue but make up..? ;) :) x
The flat was quiet and dark when you arrived back. Your flatmate Luke was at his girlfriendâs for a couple of days and it had seemed the ideal opportunity for Ashton to crash here for a couple of nights; apparently not. Sighing, you dropped your bag by the chair and sat down wearily, pressing your head in your hands. Ashton seemed to be gone all the time when you got back from your evening classes nowadays and if you came back during the day heâd either be asleep or busy.

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guys i'm doing a 5sos family birthday page on my blog
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I'M DOING AN ACCENT CHALLENGE THINGY
So I'm doing an accent challenge thing tomorrow and I'll record it when I get back from work tomorrow and hopefully record it before the twitcam.
I would love some questions or if you guys want me to do/say anything (within reason)Â so reblog this and send me an ask and i'll give you a shout out or whatever ;) mbf me
thanks guys love you lots <3
Questions from:Â mooningmichael
1) Would you rather ride a horse or a camel? I'd rather ride Michael Clifford
2)  Favourite season? Fall (Autumn idk whatever you want to call it)
3) If you were an animal, what would you be? I'd be a cat
4) Which fictional character would you marry? Stiles Stelinski (omg how do you spell his last name it's stiles from teen wolf
5) All time favourite film? The Breakfast Club
6)  Whatâs your favourite band/singer? One Direction probs (but i do love these boys)
7) Have you ever cried over the death of a fictional character? Â Fucking Alaska in Looking For Alsaka. Cried like a baby
8) Harry Potter or the Hunger Games? Harry Potter girl
9) Favourite food? Pancakes
10) Favourite quote? Stand for what you believe in even if you stand alone (or speak your mind even if your words shake)
11) What celebrity would you marry? (the can be single now or not)Â Michael Clifford
 Thank you baby x