#moon-jongup

Jongup: *bright smile* annyeong

You: oppa, sign here

Jongup: where?

You: here

Jongup: oh, okay

Himchan: uh, Jongup, it's a marriage-

You: *glares* no, no, ignore him. you won't reject fan's request, will you?

Jongup: of course not *done signing* done

You: yes. now let's talk about our marriage.

Jongup: what marriage?

You: ours. you've agreed to marry me

Jongup: I have?

You: yes.

Jongup: when?

You: less than 5 minutes ago

Jongup: really?

You: yes.

Jongup: but-

You: I'll reserve a memorable place for our wedding

You: you don't have to worry

You: because after we get married, there's nothing can break us apart

Jongup: no, that's not the problem

You: what is it then?

Jongup: I don't even know your name, how can I marry someone I just met?

You: well, we're made for each other, so it doesn't matter if we just met

Jongup: huh?

You: I'm bonnie to your clyde

You: juliet to your romeo

Jongup: um, you're scaring me

Security: is everything okay?

Jongup: no, she's scaring me

You: what? no!

Security: Miss, let's go

You: what?? why??

Security: he's feeling uncomfortable *drags you away*

You: NOOOOO!! I'LL COME BACK, JONGUP!! YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY!!

Security: please stop yelling

Himchan: damn, you have a creepy fan

Jongup: *blinks* what fan?

Himchan: *look at jongup*

Jongup: *questioning face*

Himchan: .... nevermind

You: Sorry I'm late. Have you been waiting for me?

Jongup: *staring at you blankly*

You: Are you mad at me? I'm sorry~

Jongup: *still staring at you* *blinks*

You: Oppa, are you okay?

Jongup: *still staring at you*

You: Are you trying to give me some silent treatment?

Jongup: *shooks his head*

You: Then why aren't you talking?

Jongup: ... *blinks*

You: Fine! Just be like that! I thought we were supposed to have a good time.

Jongup: *furrows his eyebrows*

You: What?

Jongup: May I ask something? *formally*

You: *raises an eyebrow* yeah, sure.

Jongup: Who are you again?