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wtf i'm literally shaking and crying right now i just saw silver bullets for sale on temu why the fuck are there silver bullets on temu

🪢 knotexplosion Follow

Hey. Hey. Look at me. Do you genuinely believe Temu of all places is going to have genuine sterling silver bullets for sale? TEMU. Wish and Shein's bastard child?

🌓 halfmoonhorror Follow

they had wooden stakes on there too i'm actually fearing for my and my partner's lives right now

🦇 count-fuckula Follow

Yeah I bought some wooden stakes from Temu and they broke instantly. I wasn't even using any force to put them in my lawn as it rained quite recently. I wouldn't worry too much about any silver bullets you find. They're probably just silver plated.

🍖 roadkill-meatloaf Follow

Can confirm- Temu silver isn't real and can't hurt us. I bought a bunch of silver jewelry off there because I can't afford anything the legitimate stores are selling and when I tried them they barely even burned. Not worth it.

🍯 bearly-hanging-on Follow

Why on earth would you, a werewolf, buy silver jewelry???

🍖 roadkill-meatloaf Follow

well for me it's a sex thing.

🪢 knotexplosion Follow

Why would you voluntarily wear jewelry from Temu? Did you at least sanitize it first???

🍖 roadkill-meatloaf Follow

Uh... I licked it first. Werewolf saliva can disinfect surfaces right?

🪢 knotexplosion Follow

YOU WHAT

🦇 count-fuckula Follow

Oh my g-d just because werewolf saliva can make your wounds heal faster doesn't mean it works miracles!!!

🪢 knotexplosion Follow

Wait how would you know that?

🦇 count-fuckula Follow

@.daddy-fenris is not the brightest sometimes.

🌕 daddy-fenris Follow

oh my god IT WAS ONE TIME why do you have to put me on blast right now

🦇 count-fuckula Follow

The world needs to know. Roadkill please go see a doctor or a vet or something.

🌓 halfmoonhorror Follow

i feel like this is taking away from the real issue at paw

🪢 knotexplosion Follow

Can't you see we're having a conversation here?

🌓 halfmoonhorror Follow

IT'S MY POST???

🍖 roadkill-meatloaf Follow

Hey wereblr I need help w something. I was recently turned and just started transforming last week. Is it normal to like, feel like you’re choking while you transform? Like you are running out of air for half a minute or so but then you start breathing normal again?

🐾 silverfangs Follow

Pretty much every freshly turned werewolf I know has complained about that at some point. Usually as you master the transformation it becomes less painful, so I’d expect for it to go away.

🥀 the-vampire-that-says-ni Follow

Ok but wtf does that happen???????? does the lycan curse just show up and strangles you???? pls someone tell me I’m stupid 😭😭😭

🌙 lonelyhowler1 Follow

No it’s because the windpipe abruptly changes size? you literally turn into a bat

🥀 the-vampire-that-says-ni Follow

I CAN TURN INTO A BAT?

🐻 werebearpaws Follow

This website is free

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I don't care how full the moon is if you're a werewolf that spams howling in TEXT CHANNELS just know that all the other wws in the server fucking hate you

🐺 wolffy_gurll45 Follow

Um,, this is actually really disheartening for wws who don't have access to other outlets to hear :(

🥎 wereinghard_orh Follow

Have you heard of a notes app

🐺 wolffy_gurll45 Follow

It's not the same,,, and some of us don't have irl werefriends to howl with :(

🪡 stitchedd_witnolimb Follow

Does the server not have a howling voice channel?

🐺 wolffy_gurll45 Follow

It does but I'm embarrassed of my howl... I haven't had time to practice

❤️‍🔥 werk_wolf536 Follow

PRACTICE?? GIRL.

🥎 wereinghard_orh Follow

@/wolffy_gurll45 please don't tell me you're unturned

🐺 wolffy_gurll45 Follow

I'll be turned by this weekend... I'm meeting up with my long distance werefriend who said she was willing to do it

🥎 wereinghard_orh Follow

Nvm guys post cancelled

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🦭 Selkie-4/20 reblogged

⬜️ DeactivatedSck.My.Bldng.ns

Can non-vamps/hoomans please stop using the phrase "blood sucker"? It's literally anti Vamp language just like leech, maybe even worse because it's been normalized.

🦭 Selkie-4/20 Follow

Aren't you the guy that called a lycan a mutt because they didn't agree with you???

🦭 Selkie-4/20 Follow

THEY DEACTIVATED

#Lol #lmao even #tw: exclusionist #tw: werephobia #and fairyphobia and racism and misogyny??? #wtf was wrong with this guy

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🧚🏿 MmoatiaRepBlog reblogged Wata.Mami69

👻 UndeadFandomMom Follow

Can we talk about how monsters turning humans (literal abuse) is so normalized???

🧜🏿‍♀️ Wata.Mami69 Follow

Hi OP.

Before I escaped with my now gf to her underwater kingdom and became a Mami Wata, I was being abused by my hooman sperm donar and the only reason I can even reblog this is because of her. I think you owe her an apology.

👻 UndeadFandomMom Follow

You left you old abuser with a new one and ruined your afterlife. I prey that one day you will escape her too.

🧜🏿‍♀️ Wata.Mami69 Follow

🧚🏿 MmoatiaRepBlog Follow

Why is it always a fandom mom?

#Anyway #another one for the blocklist

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🎭 Shapeshifter Heritage Post reblogged

🐺 LittleHowlingMonster Follow

I looove turning weak hoomans into big and strong wolves >:)

🦓 Zebra-eating-freak Follow

I looove pretending to be a weak hooman and living amongst them, just so I can turn into a big and strong Hyena and eat them >:)

🐺 LittleHowlingMonster Follow

:0

🦓 Zebra-eating-freak Follow

I thought this was a safe space

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Shapeshifter Heritage Post

No one talks about how damaging human language has been to monster society as a whole. literally why should my identity be simplified to ‘make more sense’

🌾 graingrl follow

lol op is literally a self identified ‘male nymph’ I can see why you’d complain

🪻lesbianlilac follow

?? Please don’t tell me you legitimately think there can’t be male nymphs. That’s like, the first things humans lie about when they talk about us

🌾 graingrl follow

Nymphs have and always been female. Cry about it

🐐clovewoe follow

Totally normal things to say in 2024

🌾 graingrl follow

I don’t care what a dirty Pan worshiper has to say about nymph business

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🥩 Sam-is-barking Follow

Some of y'all be forgetting that cur is literally a werewolf slur?? Can you stop appropriating it???

🩸 Bloodluster1226 Follow

We'll stop saying cur when you stop calling us vampire's leeches

🥩 Sam-is-barking Follow

Wow another entitled vampire getting involved in something because it's not about them for once

🧹 Witching_hour Follow

Damn I thought vamps and weres were chill

🥩 Sam-is-barking Follow

You thought wrong 😭😭

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🧠 deadguysincorporated Follow

don't even think about interacting with me if you're a construct of any kind. some of us had to be turned to be considered monsters, you guys had to be built into it smh

#being metal or flesh cobbled together doesn't make you special #it just means that whoever made you took extra steps to make a human😒 #rattle groans #constructs DNI

🌕 fullmoonmayhem Follow

why are you mad about some people not going through an experience that can be severely traumatizing? that's weird, dude.

🩷 cybercds Follow

yeah wouldn't it be easier for someone to be a monster at the start rather than going through something horrific?

🧠 deadguysincorporated Follow

i don't want to hear anything from you. you're a corpse faker.

🩷 cybercds Follow

HUH???

🩷 cybercds Follow

NO NO. WTF IS THAT???

🧠 deadguysincorporated Follow

you're not even fully undead! you have NO business commenting on this.

🩷 cybercds Follow

i literally come back to life every time i die?? i'd say that counts as being pretty frickin undead LMAOOO

👽 sleepspacenine Follow

i went and checked op's blog and their description says they were zombified three months ago.

🌕 fullmoonmayhem Follow

of course.

#not even the slightest bit surprised by that tbh #i cant even imagine acting like that on TOMBLR of all places

💀 bonezzz Follow

I swear it's always newer undead pulling this gatekeeping shit. It's so fucking embarrassing, you guys.

#i am so sorry on ops behalf #i doubt they'll apologize but i'm so sorry you guys had to deal with them #i thought we got out of what makes a monster discourse years ago this is ridiculous

👻 ghostbriide Follow

anyone in this thread haunt warehouses