#monstah-queenconquer

TBH i only hate one ship out of everything i watch and thats robin and ted from how i met your mother... And i don’t like it because it well overrated and i had friends try to shove it down my throat. 

                                          @monstah-queenconquer

ITS REALLY SOMETHiNG ELSE... I SHOULD BE SLEEPING OR AT LEAST WORKING ON MY ESSAY BUT I CANT TEAR MYSELF AWAY FROM THIS

Battle Intro: “Just like you… can’t fight me on your own. At least this way I get to kill you both at once!”Victory: “See what happens when you challenge your superiors?”Half HP: “Enough! I’m ending this!”Low HP: “Cowards! Unfuse and fight me properly!”Defeat: “I cannot be beaten… not by by something like you…”Death: “Shattered… by a fusion. I can’t even call myself a warrior any more…”Assist: “Don’t think I’m helping you because I suddenly want to be friends. Only I get to kill you.”Taunt: “I’m going to wipe this planet off the face of the universe! Total annihilation, nothing but debris!”Reacting to Taunt: “Watch your tongue, or I’ll tear it from your throat!”Flee: “I can’t win against power like that… I need to get out of here.”Reacting to Flee: “Cowards, right to the very core!”Tie: “Even like that, you still can’t beat me.”Perfect Victory: “What?! That was it? THAT was all you had?!”Low HP Victory: “A three-on-one battle… hardly fair, but I’m still on top.”Finishing Move: With both opponents unfused, Jasper grabs them by the back of the head. With as much force as she can muster, she slams both opponents’ heads together, shattering Garnet’s visor and causing enough damage to poof both Gems.

Help me I am dying from laughter this should be the other way around

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