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who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation: gio is definitely the most spontaneous of the two of them, so he’d definitely bring home a puppy and she’d be like WTF THIS WASN’T PART OF THE PLAN. 

who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them: lexi for sure, bc she’d be the one who’d be like OKAY TIME FOR OUR WEEKLY INSTAGRAM POST.  

who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy: gio. gio would do the dumbest things to make her laugh, especially when she was sa

who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them: i feel like lexi isn’t scared by much because she always thinks of things super critically? and would be the person to yell at the screen that the person was being an idiot. so, neither one? because i can’t see gio being scared of them either. honestly, if they wanted a cuddle sesh all they had to do was ask.

who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them: gio 100% is the one to distract lexi, and it’s a 50/50 on whether he succeeds or not!

who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated: BOTH OF THEM. like they’re the most adorably obnoxious couple, so they’d probably facetime each other while one of them was in the bathroom. or just follow the other into the bathroom or something.  

who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do: i feel like with lexi’s dramatic ass she’d be the one to storm out, and gio would be the one to cry tbqh? 

who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows: gio would convince lexi to stay up with him.

who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky: GIO. back to the whole distracting thing while she’s studying. 

who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car: gio, because he’s more fun. xD 

who has more fun decorating the house during holidays: i honestly feel like they both do? like despite how lexi would have a specific plan on where everything should go and would be ridiculously anal about it, i think they’d honestly have a lot of fun with decorating.  

who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other: lexi and her dramatic ass.

who plays with the others’ hair more: lexi 100% plays with gio’s hair and he’ll let her do whatever she wants. because it feels nice and it helps relax lexi. 

who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored: GIO. goes back to the whole distraction thing.

who tries to kiss the other as often as they can: BOTH. bc they’re disgustingly cute and i love it.  

who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up: i feel like if gio were to ever get super angry at lexi, he’d tell her to stfu and she’d pout and give him the silent treatment and be like “well, you told me to shut up so i am.”

who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up: IT DEPENDS ON WHAT’S GOING ON.   

who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one: gio would forget it and lexi would be the one to make sure he grabbed it. and then he’d be the one to hold it. 

who demands showering first in the mornings: lexi, because she’s got a specific routine to follow. 

who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings: gio when he wants to disrupt said routine.  

who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games: this i gonna be a wild answer, but i feel like lexi actually really likes rollercoasters? and gio probably does too! like, anything they can do together is a thing.

who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond: LEXI. THIS IS SUCH A LEXI THING BC SHE’S RIDICULOUS.

who always forgets to charge their phone overnight: i’m actually gonna say lexi for this one. because she stays up working on everything that she can, so she probably falls asleep in the middle of a project or whatever, and then gio has to like carry her to bed and make sure her phone is plugged in and what not and it’s a cute thought. 

who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets: definitely a gio thing. 100% a gio thing.

who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can: gio, for sure.

WHO DOES WHAT IN YOUR OTP (CHRISTMAS EDITION):

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-Who wraps presents horribly and has to get help from the other: I feel like the answer to this is both Twyla and Diandra. They don’t THINK they’re wrapping horribly, but they don’t understand why, when they give gifts to people, they make such strange faces at the bows being on the inside instead of the out, or at there only being random scraps of wrapping paper cut in the shape of music notes that doesn’t cover what the gift is from view. I think some years Archie helps them out -- he appreciates their quirks, obviously, but their sisters would just let them be ridiculous and enjoy seeing them get laughed at, probably, and Archie would be the one to still give them some creative freedom while also keeping them from getting judged too harshly. 

-Who excitedly wakes up their partner on Christmas morning: Trixie and Dixie. It’s part of their ‘evil without everyone knowing we’re evil’ thing, they wake people up obscenely early so everyone’s sleepy and ugly and miserable except for them lol and they get away with it by blaming Christmas enthusiasm. 

-Who holds the mistletoe over the both of their heads: I feel like it would have to be Twyla??? Although instead of mistletoe I feel like she’s using some kind of weird like, poisonous plant and holding it above everyone’s heads and making up things that they have to do depending on whatever plant she’s put over them this time. 

-Who sets up the christmas lights and who holds the ladder: OKAY FIRST I JUST WANNA THROW IN THAT I HAVEN’T FORGOTTEN THAT MADIE EXISTS BUT LIKE SADLY SHE’S OVER IN HER WEIRD FLAMINGO DECORATED CASTLE AND HOPEFULLY SHE SNEAKS OUT TO COME VISIT THE OTHERS BUT LIKE, PROBABLY NOT, SHE DOESN’T WANT IT TO BE OFF WITH HER HEAD. So then in that case I feel like Archie and Emily are probably the safest team for putting up the lights? Emily climbs up the ladder and Archie stays at the bottom to catch her if she falls because lbr he’s the only one capable of that kind of thing. 

-Who gets angry at little kids and tells them Santa isn’t real: Twyla. She’s not angry but she’s telling the little kids all kinds of wild and traumatizing shit about Christmas and they all have Twyla-fueled nightmares thanks to it. 

-Who bails the other out of mall jail for telling kids Santa isn’t real:  NO ONE’S GOING TO MALL JAIL BECAUSE LIKE WHAT JAIL IS IN WONDERLAND? And I guess there are jails in Walt but like IT’S CUTER TO THINK THAT MADIE IS STUCK IN HER MOM’S CASTLE AND THE OTHERS ALL COME BREAK HER OUT TO CELEBRATE AND NOT BE SCARED FOR A DAY OKAY? 

WHO DOES WHAT IN YOUR OTP (CHRISTMAS EDITION):

(I’m gonna do this meme based on who was a castle kid when you left the group, so that means Leverett didn’t exist yet and Lexi, Julie, Kettle, Chip, and Marie are all included RIP CASTLE KIDS) 

-Who wraps presents horribly and has to get help from the other: Rainier is one of the only boys in the castle and he’s also just SO LARGE. I cannot picture those Goliath hands being good at wrapping dainty little presents, so I feel like he’d be the one who needs help. In olden days it was probably something he asked Jac for since I don’t think Julie would put all that much effort into wrapping gifts, either, but after the breakup maybe he went to Rosalie or Marie for that kind of thing instead?

-Who excitedly wakes up their partner on Christmas morning: I feel like when they were younger, this was Lyssa. She and Lexi were among the youngest of the group (along with Jo who just doesn’t seem like the type) and Lexi has always been on a schedule, so as one of the babies it fell on her. As she got older and more self-conscious, though, I think the honors probably went to Liam instead. 

-Who holds the mistletoe over the both of their heads: I feel like Rosalie might have done this when she was younger because the idea of Rainier having to kiss and fall in love with either Jac or Marie because of it was like, a romantic and great idea (and obviously we know it was Jac but hey, at the time anything could have happened!) Now in later life I’m not sure who would be the one to hang it

-Who sets up the christmas lights and who holds the ladder: I feel like Lexi has been taking point on this for a super long time??? She’s the castle control freak and I feel like Lyssa would have been the dutiful sister who helped her even when some of the older kids might have been getting frustrated by bossy babies lol 

-Who gets angry at little kids and tells them Santa isn’t real: Julie. I wouldn’t say she’s entirely mean-spirited but she definitely seems like she has a lower bullshit tolerance than some of the others. If not her, Lexi might crack under all her self-created stress and blurt it out and ruin it for someone. 

-Who bails the other out of mall jail for telling kids Santa isn’t real: Kettle is bailing people out. She was always so quiet and flew under the radar even when she was writing her hilariously alarming imagines, so I feel like she’d always be able to get called in to save the day. Or if Kettle wants to let people suffer in mall jail because they’re all idiots, Chip would go because he’s the old responsible one of the bunch. If I had to pick a first choice for who was ending up in mall jail, it would maybe be Julie simply for HAVING a knife on her person, or Lexi for losing her chill if something didn’t go according to her schedule. 

Who wraps presents horribly and has to get help from the other

i LIKE THE IDEA OF LEXI BEING GOD AWFUL AT WRAPPING PRESENTS, but I know in my heart that she’s too much of a perfectionist to not have the perfect wrapping skills. So Gio would be the one to have the bad wrapping skills and Lexi would be like aw babe lemme do it for you. Also so she could see her presents early. 

Who excitedly wakes up their partner on Christmas morning

GIO. Lexi’s got a specific sleep schedule, so her waking up any earlier or any later than what she’s planned, or gotten used to is a rarity. And Him waking her up would be one of those times. 

Who holds the mistletoe over the both of their heads

Gio for SURE.  Lexi’s always trying to make sure everything’s in order and  making sure that there’s a set schedule and Gio would ruin it by being like BABE LOOK and would randomly do it through out the day when she was getting stressy and controlly. Because CHRISTMAS IS SUPPOSED TO BE RELAXING.

Who sets up the Christmas lights and who holds the ladder

I feel like Gio would start up on the ladder and then when he put something in the wrong place, Lexi would be like NOPE I’M GONA DO IT and then make him get down and switch places because she’s a little cray.

Who gets angry at little kids and tells them Santa isn’t real

LEXI. When she becomes her little stress ball,  she gets snappy. And when she gets snappy, she snaps at kids. And Gio’s too much of a sweetheart to say that.  

Who bails the other out of mall jail for telling kids Santa isn’t real

Who wraps presents horribly and has to get help from the other

Hugh! Levi’s love language is gift giving, and that includes making them look nice despite how it’ll all just be torn apart once the present opening happens. I imagine Hugh never really had time to learn how to wrap presents with all the kingly stuff he’s had to learn -- Levi too but with his extra time he probably taught himself. 

Who excitedly wakes up their partner on Christmas morning

Again, Levi. He’s definitely the kid on Christmas type of person where he wakes everyone up at a god awful time in the morning so he can open presents and watch other people open presents too! But on top of that, they also celebrate Hanukkah. Chrismukkah. 

Who holds the mistletoe over the both of their heads

Hugh for SURE. Levi’d be too focused on the decorating and making sure that everything was set up perfectly. And then Hugh’d just come up in the middle of his focus and clear his throat and do the thing. Distract him for a little while.

Who sets up the Christmas lights and who holds the ladder

Hugh would be up on the ladder because he’s taller and Levi’s the one with the idea so he’d be the one shouting instructions from the bottom while holding the ladder -- since it’s his vision. Plus, Hugh’d be able to reach the higher places better than Levi ever could.

Who gets angry at little kids and tells them Santa isn’t real

Neither one of them!  Levi’s too nice and if Hugh was grumpy enough, Levi’d be smart enough to pull him out of the situation before things exploded. 

Who bails the other out of mall jail for telling kids Santa isn’t real

WHO DOES WHAT IN YOUR OTP (CHRISTMAS EDITION):

-Who wraps presents horribly and has to get help from the other: UMMMM honestly? I feel like Stabby is the bad one, she’s probably afraid of papercuts or something so she’d try her very best to beg Gio to do all her wrapping for her (or get one of the twins to wrap Gio’s present so she doesn’t spoil the surprise for him. I feel like Lexi refuses because she’s too busy/wrapping Gio’s ex girlfriend’s gift to him is weird, so Lyssa gets the duty because she’s too nice to say no AND PROBABLY ALSO HAS TO REPORT WHAT THE GIFT IS TO LEXI SO THAT LEXI’S GIFT CAN BE A ZILLION TIMES BETTER LOL) 

-Who excitedly wakes up their partner on Christmas morning: REALISTICALLY GIO AND LEXI AND LYSSA ARE ALL HOME AT THE BATB CASTLE BUT imagine they stayed in Walt one year! All the others live in the same cottage but I’m sure they’d invite Ana to spend the night crashing on the couch or in Lyssa’s room or something (or like, in Lexi or Gio’s room? Because they have separate ones but they probably sleep together most of the time so actually Ana just uses the extra bed after she washes it first just in case) SO NOW THAT THEY’RE ALL IN ONE SPOT I feel like the culprit is... Lexi! She’d have a Christmas schedule to stick to and she’d be waking the others up so that they didn’t get behind on it. 

-Who holds the mistletoe over the both of their heads: Gio and Lexi do not NEED mistletoe to be kissing on each other and Ana and Lyssa are gonna be avoiding it like the plague because kissing your ex boyfriend/your sister’s boyfriend is SERIOUSLY BAD MOJO. I, however, could see Gio being the helpful big brother/best friend and getting Lyssa and Ana to invite Albie and Napoleon over and thinking he’s being slick by putting mistletoe up to try and get his two non-girlfriend best girls their Christmas kisses lol 

-Who sets up the christmas lights and who holds the ladder: I feel like Lexi and Gio take point on this. They’re the practically married ones so they’d have the ‘homemaker’ vibe down more than the girl who’s probably too lost in her own daydreams to put the lights up correctly and the girl who loves to steal shit and would just be confused about how to make a cute normal home? So Gio holds the ladder for Lexi to put up the lights just so. 

-Who gets angry at little kids and tells them Santa isn’t real: None of them! Lexi might get stressed about doing a perfect Christmas to the point that she gets close, and Ana might be close if she’s grumpy enough... but deep down nobody wants to ruin Christmas for anybody else, Stabby most of all because I feel like she’s got the past with the least-love filled Christmasses to make up for. 

-Who bails the other out of mall jail for telling kids Santa isn’t real: LMAOOOO if that was the first time Stabby actually got caught stealing and ended up in mall jail I’d laugh so hard! Realistically though I feel like if anyone’s going to mall jail it would be Lexi for getting stressed and causing a scene, or Lyssa for like... being distracted and when she’s summoned accidentally carrying a book out of a store that’s not actually hers lol