#monkeythepitbull

She hates it when I snuggle her. So most days I respect that and give her space. But every now and then I slow-chase her around the kitchen island like a pervy boss chasing his secretary. It's been a particularly grueling week so we did about 25 laps this morning. The chase made me laugh and eventually I caught her. She is utterly uncomfortable here, but I couldn't stop myself. I feel so predatory... #monkeythepitbull #iloveyousomuch

When momma says "stay", I do not move until she returns. I think she was gone for forty days and forty nights or maybe it was a minute, but I did not move an inch. #perfection #monkeythepitbull #googledog

Every morning I eat a bowl of veggies and eggs for breakfast. Once a week, a piece of meat makes its way onto my pile and into this attentive mouth. #tritip #monkeythepitbull #googledog

#sitandstay #monkeythepitbull #easterbrunch