26 anni senza “zircon encrusted tweezers”

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5:35 somewhere in Montana so when you’re really tired, don't stick your hand out of the window. Was feeling how hot it was outside and started to roll the window up without thinking. Was kind of funny, but painful. ow. 5:47 still Montana (no duh) when you’re reading a book, and all the characters seem happy, then you realize that you still have about half a book left, and you just sort of go "........oh." 5 hours from Grassrange. Stopped for night. 9:21 So I had a though. You know how if you meet a bear, you’re supposed to keep talking and back away slowly? Well bear, let me tell you about………………. Homestuck. .....yeah. I've been up since about 5 am. STFU. Tuseday:  12:22 trying to use a Wi-Fi known as 'Wi-Fi makes life easier' (we stopped in Lewiston for food and stuff) typically, I would agree, Wi-Fi does make life easier. EXCEPT when the Wi-Fi DOESN’T FUCKING WORK!!! 1:56 gravel road. Near a place called horsetheif basin ranch or something. My mom suggested Mondo croquet for a thing jokingly. I thought this idea over, before I realized that I don't trust most of my friends with sledge hammers. ………I don't think trust ANY of my friends with a sledge hammer.....especially THESE ONES. (and a couple who don't have a tumblr) Monday: 11:15 went to Lewiston today. Mom forgot her wallet, so we had to go back and get it. I waited on the yellow cow gate so I could open it when she got back. At one point, I looked around and all the cows were STARING at me. Went back to reading, but they just kept staring at me till mom came back and they had to get out of the road….. # Of mosquito bites: too many to count. Do not even attempt. Tuseday: 11:52 looking at a McDonalds sign, I have managed to read 'mcmuffin' as 'motherfucker'. God I'm tired. 3:28

Saw a sign that said: by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you deleted and blocked. 8:39 So apparently my fortune is: