Art by LuckyorNot for river bones on AO3.

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Art by LuckyorNot for river bones on AO3.

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New DILF fic for @hpdaddyknowsbest! The Utter Inconvenience of Certain Inclinations on AO3.
20 Questions for Writers
Thank you to the one and only @zeebee3 for tagging me. ā¤ļø
1. How many works do you have on AO3/Tumblr? 27
2. What's your total AO3/Tumblr word count?
829,351
3. What fandoms do you write for?
Harry Potter mostly, though I have a draft for K-Pop Demon Hunters, and posted a work for Hunger Games, and Love and Deep Space
4. What are your top five fics by kudos?
On Losing Saturdays - 1/1 DILF Draco coaches little league quidditch
This Thing of Ours - 29/29 MAFIA AU. Another DILF.
Leave the Scent of Your Cologne - 5/5 Hermione and Draco share a night at the Savoy.
The Utter Inconvenience of Certain Inclinations - 12/12 DILF Draco moves in next door to Hermione.
river bones - 20/? OMEGAVERSE Werewolf!Draco.
5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?
I do, normally. Recently Iāve been working a lot so I have less time for writing. I donāt like to generically respond to comments so it takes me a bunch of time, and Iāve just kind of been waiting to respond until my schedule evens out and I finish writing all my deadline fics. Then Iāll do mass inbox clearing.
6. What's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
Uhhhh I really only try to write HEA! But probably my SOTR oneshot about Haymitch/Lenore Dove since itās canon-compliant.
7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
I think the ending of On Losing Saturdays and The Utter Inconvenience are both really happy. Like rom com credits rolling with a bonus scene snuck in.
8. Do you get hate on fics?
No. I've had some passive aggressively rude people, but nothing too bad.
ETA: actually I did have these people recommend my fic on a podcast but basically everything they said was like, āitās just okay! thereās not any plot! I hated the title! I hated the dialogue!ā but for some reason still were recommending it and I felt very likeā¦okay, sure! about the whole thing. It was odd.
I also think people donāt believe writers are people. So itās easy for BookTokers to go, āthis is just another number to add to my 300 book EOTY goal and I donāt care how the writer will interpret what I say about itā.
9. Do you write smut?
I do! I think the really over the top hate for smut we see from people on IG/TikTok is an extension of far right talking points.
We read about people living their lives. People fuck. Itās okay to read about people fucking. If thatās not your jam, simply donāt read it.
10. Do you write crossovers?
I want to say no, but I did write a Dramione inspired by ATLA so who knows. Would I add Danny Phantom to my Hogwarts fics? Prob not.
11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?
Not to my knowledge. Zee brought up a good point that AI data scraping is stealing, so I guess yes then.
12. Have you ever had a fic translated?
Yes! This Thing of Ours is being translated into Russian.
13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?
No, I haven't.
14. What's your favorite all-time ship?
Dramione. Though I fear I have been dabbling in Ron/Harry. Just a little tiptoe.
And there was a month when I read a lot of Eddie Brock/Venom. On a whim. Never seen the movies. Love the concept of the, you know, *vague hand gestures to symbolize fucking the symbiote inside of you*
15. What's the WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?
Clutching the Pearl. I keep circling the drafted chapters, and trying to get back to it but there's always something shinier at the forefront of my mind.
I definitely intend to finish it. The delay just keeps extending.
16. Are there recurring themes you've noticed in your writing?
I really only want to write HEAs. I struggle terribly with angst.
I have written twice about characters hating peas. Iām not sure why. I really like peas! Molivier is Over Party.
Thereās the whole DILF of it all. I love girl dad!Draco so much. I could probably shoehorn a DILF into every fic for the rest of my writing career, and be very pleased with my catalogue.
17. What are your writing weaknesses?
Chronic procrastinator. Like to a fault.
I also think I donāt have a consistent style. People will be like āoh I really like river bones, what else have you written?ā And itās likeā¦many things!!! TBH!!! I just donāt know if youāll go for a 200k multichapter about a magical wizarding mafia or a novel about FWB neighbors after reading my nontraditional take on a/b/o.
18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?
I did this! Writing in another language is hard, and I donāt know that Iād tackle it again unless absolutely necessary.
19. First fandom you wrote for?
Sigh. I wrote Paramore fanfic as a kiddo. Then switched to All Time Low and The Maine. I wrote a lot of OC/band members back in the day.
I probably wouldnāt write real person ff these days, except I have read some ff based off Tombstone (1993) and even though Doc and Wyatt were real people my mind just goes Movies! Hot guys! Cowboys kissing! and I feel no guilt about it.
20. Favorite fic you've ever written?
I like Beam Me Up, Swotty! because it was fun to write something really absurd.
Stylistically - river bones is a lot of fun. Itās so hard to write but I appreciate the challenge, and I think itās pushed me a lot as a writer.
Story wise? The Utter Inconvenience of Certain Inclinations. I love hot dads and it was fun to write.
I tag @charingfae because she is very nice and cool and pretty.
First Line Tag Game
Thanks for the tag @zeebee3 ā¤ļø
Rules are: post the first line(s) from the last 10 fics you've updated or posted (or however many fics you have, if less than 10).
This Thing of Ours - 182k (WIP) DHr
The first time Draco hears about Miss Grinch is over croque madame.
A Little Bit of Spine - 7.8k DHr
Hermione realises, too late, that she has fucked up.
always half and never whole - 1.1k Haymitch/Lenore Dove
On a grey rock, speckled with pink and purple, I sit and I watch her.
river bones - 42.1k (WIP) DHr
Her vision is merely motion and sunbeams.
Designated Driver - 4.9k DHr
This wasnāt exactly Hermioneās night to make ill-advised, alcohol-induced mistakes and yet, it happened like this.
Snug - 12.1k Hermione Granger/Charlie Weasley
Well, this was a stupid fucking idea.
Almost, Always, and at Christmastime - 5.9k DHr
āNo, you donāt get what Iām trying to sayāthe elves are kids,ā Weasley slurs, unsteady in speech and balance.
Smaller Acts - 4.9k DHr
She thinks God messed up when He made her.
On Losing Saturdays - 11.6k DHr
āOkay, everybody! Letās do one lap!ā
Taste and See - 3.5k DHr
Hermione Jean Granger disappears on a Tuesday.
Did I skip around on a few of my ārecentā updates? Yes! Thatās show-biz, baby.
This activity made me realize that I love a one-liner opening a fic.
Tagging: @augustaoctavia87 @autumnweeen @under-theglow
Hello - I just wanted to express my love for all your writing. It is simply stunning how well you write dramione as characters and together, you craft beautiful stories, your words are delicious! I am wondering though because I do not see it on your Ao3 page - what happened to your fic Clutching the Pearl? From my memory 20+ chapters of some God tier dramione and probably my favorite and most hilarious Theo Nott in my opinion - please tell me it's not gone forever? It was so fun and perfect on every level I truly hope not!
Hi! I 1) didnāt even realize I had asks on for this account so Iām sorry this is stupid late and 2) feel like you might be the same person from Reddit in which case, thank you so much for reading out and being so kind. If youāre notāhi, hello!! Thank you for reaching out and being so kind.
In short: Negative comments, insecurity and life got in the way.
When I hid Clutching the Pearl, I had no intention of it going away forever. I started the evision process and then other projects sort of piled up and demanded more attention. Every time I wanted to return to it, something else was right there. I received engagement that felt really critical, which made me, girl inability of gray thought, believe that the story itself had no legs. Time kept passing, CTP kept sitting, and I just lost a bit of drive for it.
Iāve heard thatās normal though. It was the first story I wrote when I went āI want to write!ā. I was but a bright-eyed, bushy-tailed Babe getting back into fandom. I did the thing that everyone doesāwrite write write and then immediately post and think like āthis is good! surely someone will validate me!ā
*cue sad trombone*
Anyway Iām a bit more confident in myself and my ability now. I found the voice and style that I was floundering for in the beginning. I delete negative comments nowadays.
Iād like to finish my current WIP, This Thing of Ours, focus more on river bones and the upcoming DKB fest and then work to complete and revise and finish CTP. The first 7 or so chapters just donāt fit for me but were Heavy in establishing Ron and Hermioneās relationship and dynamics with her and her friends, because that all affects the Dramione of it, ya know? So I need to figure out a way to rework all of that while still maintaining the oomph of the story.
*cue hopeful piccolo*
This is all my long-winded way of saying: Clutching the Pearl remains very important to me and it will be finished (eventually!). Thank you for caring enough to reach out about it. It means more than you know!
*cue What Iāve Done by Linkin Park*

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I JUST finished reading When You Wake Up and oh my god. I'm convinced you do magic with your words. it played like a movie !!!!
Honestly I don't know what to say, I just want to praise you endlessly bc that's how hooked you got me on this fic!!! oh my god.
You did him so so so so well, his characterization is that of a dream come true, I'm so enamoured by him GIRL HELP !!
š§š» anyway I hope you're doing amazing, and that more amazing things are coming, and that you're eating good, much blessings to you !!!! (sorry I get very passionate!)
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ily anon thank you I hope our mouths meet one day. Iād love to write more LADS now that Iām playing but 2nd person scares me so bad
hi! i just finished rereading When You Wake Up for the 3rd time!! it was such a joy to read!! i loved how beautifully you portrayed the dynamic between Caleb and reader. his characterization was written so authentically. i was wondering if you would ever possibly consider writing for Caleb again in the future? <3
you're so lovely!! it was really fun to write for a different fandom but i don't know if i can do another second person POV as it was kind of hard remembering to say 'you'. š but i'll never say never, and if luckyornot asks me to do something, i am fully likely to do whatever she says. thank you so much though, i never anticipated getting an ask re that fic
I just read The Utter Inconvenience- I'm delighted beyond words. This piece has brought me interminable joy, I'm kicking my feet and giggling like a schoolgirl. "They both froze like small woodland creatures" took me out. I actually memorised that phrase, brilliant writing.
Aaaaah thank you for reading and letting me know you've enjoyed - it's been such fun to write (except for the recent Angstā¢) so I'm happy we all get to bask in a bit of tasteful soft dom DILF!Draco together. It's like a reward for, y'know, the horrors.