#moi's antics

Bakura after Marik finally came home: Naughty, naughty! Coming home late and making me worry...

Marik: ...?

Bakura: Do you have any idea what you're getting into? I sure hope not.

Marik: Bakura, are you alright?

Bakura: To think... an urchin like me... best friends with a royal like you. Life is so strange sometimes...

Marik: What are you talking about? ...is this because of your steak?

Bakura: I feel weak saying this out loud… but I love you dearly.

Marik:

Bakura:

Marik:

Bakura:

do i want to go down the mainstream walk of fame with komahina and sondam

OR

omg this is so late of me but thank you so much!! Secondly, please have this meager offering for my apologies aaaaaa

“So, what does this make us?” 

Hajime was staring up at the ceiling, contemplating what just happened. They just did that. They all just really did that. Oddly enough, he couldn’t bring himself to fret much about it. 

Komaeda was sleeping peacefully on his bare chest while Kamukura was pressed closed to his side, his arm enclosed on his lovers and Hajime has never felt so at home before. 

He heaved a sigh, running his hand on Komaeda’s hair. Its wispy strands were still as soft as he remembered, still as white as freshly fallen snow. 

“You should marry him,” Kamukura muttered, his breath tickling his skin like a soothing breeze. “That will bring him immense happiness.” 

“And you?” 

Kamukura shifted so that he was eye level with Hajime and smiled that horrific grin of his. “His happiness is my happiness. To have the two of you by my side always is enough. And besides,” he paused to play with Komaeda’s hair as well. 

“I have already taken him away from you for so long. It is only fair for you to have that title. Both of you have been waiting for a long time.” 

Hajime’s heart thundered in his chest as words pushed past one another to make themselves known to this wonderful being in front of him. With shaky hands and trembling lips, Hajime reached for Kamukura and kissed him with all the emotions he couldn’t make sense of and words that he has yet to say.

“Mmm…”

The two separated to see Komaeda rubbing his eyes and smiling drowsily at them, his eyes twinkling with adoration. 

“I didn’t know we’re kissing Izuru-kun now. You should have told me,” he whined, yet buried himself further on Hajime’s chest, eliciting a laugh. 

“So now you want to kiss him, huh?” 

“I’m always up for kissing Izuru-kun and Hajime-kun!” 

“Of course you would.” Hajime buried his face on Komaeda’s puffy hair, afraid to show how flustered he still was at hearing his name from the other. Granted, he already heard it shouted to the heavens countless times last night but still…! 

“What’s this? What’s this?  Did I make your heart pound against your chest? Hey, hey. Hinata-kun…!” 

“Go to sleep,” Hajime mumbled as he turned to his side, causing Komaeda to fall between him and Kamukura. 

“Mou…” He pouted as Kamukura pressed kisses on his lithe back, lips lingering on the various marks they created while slaves to passion. With a sigh, he stopped fighting and relaxed. He made himself comfortable by latching on Hajime’s and pulling Kamukura’s arm so that it was once again over them, like some sort of blanket keeping them warm at night. 

“This is nice… I wouldn’t mind falling asleep like this every night…”

Anon, anon! I’m so so sorry this took so long! I don’t even know if you can even forgive me for this omg– I did you dirty anon, you have all right to get mad at me //shot

This actually took so long cos, on top of my sudden change of routine, I don’t really understand what domestic means— So yeah, since you didn’t specify what sort of Domestic AU you wanted, I’ll just give you the epilogue of HPA because that’s like my most domestic of all AUs hahaha >w>;;;

Hinata ends up taking care of the Warriors of Hope as a stand-in for Komaeda while juggling his new job as the Japanese ambassador for Novoselic. Not that bad of a deal since he did get nearly all of Komaeda’s properties in exchange 

Nanami lives with them in the Komaeda Manor and earns her living by being a professional video game streamer. Sometimes some of the kids stop by and guest on it (it’s usually Kotoko dragging either Monaca or Jataro with her)

When Komaeda and Kamukura finally returned from who knows which part of the world, they both got an earful from the kids (Hinata and Nanami are just watching quietly in the back, both happy that they’re finally back home again) and were ushered to sit in the middle of their cuddle pile for movie night 

The kids easily got accustomed to having their “old baby-sitter” back and wasted no time in ordering Komaeda around. Hinata would intervene but Komaeda looked so happy to spend time with the kids, besides Kamukura did tell him of how homesick he got during their travels. No way Hinata can pry them away from him after that.

Now that Komaeda and Kamukura are back, the dynamic in the house changes from “a bunch of kids and their guardians” to “local dads taking care of their hellion children while chill aunt films everything from a safe distance” 

Kotoko: since we’re practically your kids now, does that mean we get backstage passes for your concerts? Kamukura: obviouslyKomaeda: *panicking at the background because what if something bad happens????*

Nanami casually asks during breakfast when kamukomahina will get married.

Komaeda: Hinata-kun hasn’t even proposed yet—Kamukura, patting a choking Hinata: we’re already working on it, don’t worry

Sonia approves polygamous gay marriage in Novoselic because goddammit her cousin is getting married and she won’t allow anyone else to stop it

He really does, doesn't he? Good thing I'm also a huge supporter of the sonmaeda cousins theory lol

Ever since that tragic incident where the sea claimed countless lives save for Nagito's, the prince finds himself going back to the beach every single day. He doesn't understand why he does it exactly, but a part of him insists that somewhere out there, beyond the vast expanse that tried so hard to kill him, is someone he needs to meet.

His memories of the tragedy are blurry at best, but there is one thing that remains with him for days after his rescue: a song. A melody so sweet and calming, laced with words he has never heard of before, sung by a mysterious singer he never met.

The prince tries his best to search for his rescuer but even his most trusted men, and even his beloved cousin, shook their heads at his inquiries. "There's no one there," they all say. "You were all alone on the beach when we found you."

No matter how much he argue on how ridiculous that claim is (I mean, come on people! Do you honestly believe that he just floated all the way to the beach from the shipwreck?), none of them budged.

"Give it up, Your Highness." Kuzuryuu, one of the local lords, snorts. "With that stupid luck of yours, it's highly likely that that is exactly how it happened."

With no one to share his thoughts with, Nagito spends most of his time out on the beach, waiting. For what, he doesn't know. But he is waiting. And waiting. And waiting.

"Come indoors, cousin," fair and lovely Sonia says one morning. "There is one I want you to meet. He is a guest from foreign land who met an unfortunate accident on the way here. If you'll accept it, I wish for you to assist him during his stay with us."

Heeding her words, Nagito follows Sonia inside, and gets hit with a great sense of familiarity when his eyes lands on their guest. Short, prickly brown hair and striking green eyes - he doesn't know where, but he knows he has seen it before. He greets him, sending a beaming smile as expected, and blinks back his fluster when the stranger sends one back. Ah, be still his beating heart. This is a guest and these feelings are unseemly for one of his station.

This can honestly go both ways but there’s been way too many Komaeda as the mermaid already so let’s go with Hinata-kun ovo

Okay so this works on the same premise as the others: merpeeps finding themselves enamored with the surface world and wanting to be a part of it. We cool? Good. Now the difference. He ain’t some royalty. 

Our guy Hinata is just your usual merfolk. No ranks, no designation, nada. He’s completely as average as they come. That’s why he wants to come to the surface so bad. He thinks that maybe up there, he won’t be too “normal.” Ha. 

Now, rumor has it in their kingdom that in the dark recesses of the ocean none dare wonder, lies a sea-witch, deep in sleep and awaiting someone to come and ask for a wish. Of course, Hinata contemplated going there and asking for his wish to come true many times but opportunity cost, you know? It is just a rumor after all. What are the odds of it being true versus the odds of him potentially dying in his journey? Too high, my dudes. Way too risky. He ain’t dumb enough to do that. Or at least, he likes to think so anyway. 

You see, during one of his forays in the surface, he came upon a boat filled with partying merchants. I’m sure you can tell by now what happens so let’s cut to the chase: a storm happens, lightning strikes the ship, and everyone dies except for one. 

That one lone survivor is Nagito Komaeda, first of his name and third in the line of succession. He is on his way home from studying overseas when the storm struck. Bookworm that he is, he isn’t much for partying and that is when Hinata first sees him: looking over the horizon in his lonesomeness as the party fills the ship with life and laughter behind him. He is beauty, he is grace, Hinata gets hit by gay in the face.

So Hinata saves the guy, right? Neat. Anyway, he knows that lingering won’t bring anything good but he can’t help it! Look at the guy and his pretty, pretty face with fluffy, puffy hair! He’s the moon given life in mortal form - how can he possibly leave him be and risk more danger coming to find him?! (Also, Hinata is just simply so, so weak against beauty beyond compare. So he lingers, admiring the prince’s sleeping face as long as he can. What a sap!)

He doesn’t stay for long though. As soon as mortals start making their way to the beach, to search for survivors probably, Hinata makes his escape and watches them tend to the prince. That should have been the end of it: Hinata has done what he thought is right, and sated what curiosity he has for the world above but nope.

By some stupid nagging from his gut, Hinata swims to the surface, to the same place where he left the prince, and each and every single day, there he finds him once more, standing in his lonesome and seemingly waiting, searching for something (’or someone,’ the irritating voice in his head says).

And that is why Hajime Hinata, painfully plain normie of the century, finds himself in front of the infamous giant kelp forest, also known as the entrance to the sea witch’s cursed dwelling, contemplating whether entering it is worth the risk. After all, on one hand, should the sea witch be real, he’ll get the chance to meet the prince on equal terms. On the other hand, he can easily be tricked into something bad and die a horrible, agonizing death. Yikes!

Unbeknownst to our poor, tragic hero, a pair watches him from within the darkness, wondering as to what his choice will be. One turns away, eager to go back to sleep, bored already of the obvious choice that’ll soon happen. Meanwhile, the other stays, grin splitting her face wide at the sheer dilemma the merman is in. “Life’s just full of tough choices, ain’t it?” she says as laughter comes pouring out of her in droves, excited to see what will come out of this entire thing. 

This is getting kinda long and this seems like a good place to cut it so... yeet!