#moekary

Catnip!Kuroo is okay. He just gets lazy and the worst that can happen is him losing control over his transformations. Now, drunk!Kuroo…. is a catastrophe.

He flirts with everything that breathes (some that don’t as well);

Make really bad jokes;

Talks too much (there might be some crying involved);

Actually jumped Daichi once;

Accidentally set fire to a good portion of the mountain’s woods once (he kept creating bakeneko fire every time he hiccuped);

If Tsukki’s around he’ll pet his head and say stuff like “it’s okay you’re kind of an asshole sometimes. Kuroo-san knows you’re actually really kind. Look at how nice you are to Tadashi.” 

Tsukki runs away as soon as he realizes Kuroo’s drunk;

Passes out and doesn’t wake up for about 2 days;

He can recover very quickly if Kenma’s willing to share enough energy with him… which he doesn’t (he’s more like “How many times do I have to tell you not to drink. You’ll recover on your own”);

Kenma get’s really mad because whenever he passes out he is always in human form and it would be waaaaay easier to carry him if he at least turned into a cat;

Kenma’s mom, Bokuto and Akira are the ones that usually get Kuroo drunk but they are never there to carry him home (poor Kenma);

Last time it was Yaku who got him drunk and the conversation went like:

“But look at him, Morisuke, he’s so tiny! (referring to Kenma)”

“He’s okay, Kuroo”

“Soooooooo thin. If the wind is too strong he’ll be blown away” *sobs*

“No, Kuroo, he won’t”

“AAAaaahhhhh, he’s so fragile, Morisuke. He’s gonna dieee” *sobs more*

Thank you!!! I’m so glad you like it ^^

humm.. not really. Like, if you shoot him he’ll probably die. It’s more like he doesn’t age the same way humans do, he doesn’t really get sick, he knows how to control his body to a molecular level (maybe??? hehehe)

A lot of theories say that if human beings awakened their true potential we would be able to heal ourselves in no time, learn things really fast, and even move objects with our minds. The most daring theories even say that we would be able to reorganize molecules and transform objects and such. 

Thank you~♥

Kuroo came to the Neko Temple a while after Yaku so he’s the second oldest familiar serving the Nekomata family;

He was hated/hunted by humans as well but - unlike Oikawa - he didn’t get upset about it (he didn’t really like humans anyway);

He is usually really calm and playful but sometimes he goes a bit overboard with his jokes/pranks (he’s just a bit childish);

It takes a LOT to make him angry;

If he does get angry…. pls run;

He can’t hold his liquor (Daichi cringes in the background);

Was extremely excited about being the next generation’s familiar… but doesn’t want to acknowledge Kenma as his master;

Calls Kenma: Kanta, Kenta, Kanma, Ranma, Kenzo, Kenya, Karma and so on, to annoy him (Kenma stopped caring when he was like 7);

His favorite pastime is to scare Kenma (or Yachi… but she cries so…);

He also likes to annoy Oikawa because he does this “I’m angry at you but I’m also trying to hold my laughter” pout and that’s cute;

Is often seen gossiping and giggling around with Suga (Daichi cringes again);

Deeply respects Akaashi and Yasufumi even though they are humans;