#moderndatingisbroken

👨‍🦰 Bio: "Male feminist | Respect women | Pronouns in bio | Ally 💖💜💙"

💬 DMs: "Hey gorgeous, I just think it's so brave how you speak out against men... also, are you single?"

👕 Wardrobe: Shirt that says "We Should All Be Feminists," but stained with fcking Cheeto dust

👣 Twitter Activity: Reblogging feminist rants all day, but only following women with OnlyFans

🏆 Life Achievement: Got ratio’d trying to white knight for a woman who fcking ignored him

🚨 Warning: High risk of getting exposed for creepy DMs in 2-5 years.