#mod.kenshi

Jeff: A pretty form fitting dress is good enough for him!

Liu: Actually doesn't like dresses! He doesn't like one piece clothing in general, but give him a miniskirt any day (heathers time)

Ben: As if he didn't get confused for Zelda enough, his favorite dresses all look eerily like ones she wears

LJ: little black dress and stilettos babey!

EJ: He likes long, elegant dresses. They make him feel graceful

Tim: He has some dresses that are like. cute button up tops and more pencil like skirts, those are really nice to him

Brian: Just give him a ball gown. Just give him a ball gown.

Toby: Loose dresses that are knee length, even if they're all dirty and torn up, that's the goal! Messy boy with messy clothes

Puppeteer: Totally not based off one of my old dresses, but he has a pretty black dress that fades ombré like to gold, he espciqlly likes to pair it with some of his blazers, and bam! 10/10 look

Painter: He has a really pretty dress that's knee length, and strapless, the top half is a deep red and skirt itself is black, with a gold paint splatter design on the bottom half. He wears it out almost every time he's in public that's not for a mission

Brian: What??

Toby: Yeah, I saw Jane, Liu and Jeff kinda yeet each other down the stairs earlier. Apparently Jane spilled tea about Liu and it resulted in a fight between them, which snatched Jeff's wig so hard, he had to join in. Then EJ came in and got them all to stop, and now everyone's fine except for Jeff who somehow broke his arm while he was standing up. Not during the fall, while he was getting up, which is a big mood, we stan a dumb queen. What's even more of a fucking oof, is the fact he then fell over Lius scarf which was still on the floor and broke his arm more, so press F, for we have lost a bröther today. I mean, he's still going strong though, which is really impressive.

Brian, shaking: What???? What are you s a y i n g

Tim: To summarize, Jeff is a dumb thot, but he has big dick energy.

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Ben: Why do German people smile like this :) when they already have Ö and Ü ???

Ellen: so i heard you're a big fan of creepypasta

Me: Yeah!

(Jeff the killer comes out and stabs me)

Jeff: I wanna be a cool unshakable asshole, and I kill people, so i'm pretty mean, and I would say it's working out for me.

Jeff: Now heres the thing. The other day, I was walking back after a kill, and it was raining really bad, and I left my jacket at home, and a car got water all over me.

Jeff: This old lady saw this and let me into her house. She said that I seemed pretty nice, and she let me shower, gave me a hot meal and a warm bed for the night. She told me to feel free to visit as I left the next morning.

Jeff: I cried.

Jeff: Help.

EJ: If all else fails, we can just resort to cannibalism

Jeff:

Jane:

Nina:

Liu:

Ben:

LJ:

Toby:

Tim:

Brian:

Slender:

Sally:

Clockwork:

Jane: okay, no, we can't do that

Brian: *Holds open the door for Toby*

Brian: After you!

Toby: No no, after you!

Brian: No, I insist, you first!