Mettaton: Sans, I'm asking for your permission to date your brother.
Sans: What is this, the dark ages? You know what? Since you've asked, no you can't. Beat me in a duel first.
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Mettaton: Sans, I'm asking for your permission to date your brother.
Sans: What is this, the dark ages? You know what? Since you've asked, no you can't. Beat me in a duel first.

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Noelle, skipping stones on a date with Susie: Wow! It's such a beautiful evening.
Susie, under her breath: Take that you fucking lake.
Ralsei: The Spade King dug his own grave.
Ralsei: But maybe we provided the shovel.
Kris: I’m gonna engrave that onto a piece of wood.
Papyrus: I challenge you to an arm-wrestling competition!
Mettaton: You’re on!
Papyrus:
Mettaton:
Papyrus:
Mettaton: We’re just holding hands?
Papyrus: Yeah.
Mettaton:
Mettaton: Sweet.
Mettaton: Sometimes you just want a cute boy to hold you in his lap as you show him your team in Pokemon Sword...
Papyrus: *hurriedly scribbles notes on a paper titled "How to ask out Mettaton"*

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Alphys, fixing up Mettaton's injuries after an accident: C-c-can you rate your p-pain for me?
Mettaton: Zero stars.
Alphys:
Mettaton: Would not recommend.
"I don't know what it is with bisexuals and loving women who could kill them at any second, but it sure is a trend."
- Mettaton, watching Alphys pine over Undyne
Kris: I don’t know how to tell you this, but you’re in love with Susie.
Noelle: What?
Noelle:
Noelle: Oh my god, I am.
Ralsei: What kind of confession did I just witness?