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“I don’t need anyone to take care of me, I’m the same age as you two.”

“Sure you are, little fella.” Doom Bringer leaned down and petted Paradox’s hair. The adult trapped in the body of a child just sighed and closed his eyes.

“Don’t do that.” He warned. But Doom just laughed and continued doing so.

“And why shouldn’t I?”

“Doom, behind you!” Dominator’s voice sounded from across the room, and Doom jumped to the side right in time to avoid a shard of broken time-space shooting in his direction, before it hit the wall and shattered.

“HOLY SHIT!”

“I told you not to pet me.” Paradox pulled his hood over his head and walked to the couch, curling up there, while Doom Bringer and Dominator watched him with wide eyes.

“Oi, do you think you can let us babysit you without trying to kill us?!”

“Hell no.” Was all Paradox said, staring straight ahead with his absent eyes.

Doom cracked his knuckles.

“So you’re gonna go down with a fight, huh? I think I can take that.” He smirked a little, not even noticing the look of disapproval Dominator gave him behind his back.

“Doom, I know this may be a first for you, but try using your brains instead of your muscles. He can easily corrupt time and space; he’s a walking time bomb, but he’s already detonated. The thing is, he can detonate over and over. So this is now a danger zone,” He pointed with his finger around the room. “All of this.”

But Doom just snorted and looked back at the little shit sitting on the couch, who was hugging his legs and had his lips pressed against his knees. 

“Oi, Gremlin. Try shooting one more time-space particle at me and you’re grounded.” The musclehead smirked, but Paradox didn’t seem to be able to care less about the threat.

“Good. Then maybe I’ll do it so I won’t have to see your ugly face again. Maybe I’ll just go up to my room and stay there. Maybe I’ll go into a different dimension.” His gaze shifted over to Doom and sharpened. “Just try to stop me. You can’t do jack shit.”

“Just like you weren’t able to save Mommy?” Doom smirked and crossed his arms, leaning closer to the boy. He didn’t seem to care at all about having crossed the line, even knowing that he was going way too far.

“Doom, that’s cruel.” Dominator commented, still not having moved from his original spot. But the taste of victory was far greater than the guilt he felt over bringing up their deceased mother.

“What is it, Paradox? Don’t have anything to say to that?”

To his surprise, though, he found Paradox seemed to make, and maintain, eye contact.

“It’s not like I’m the only one here who failed at that.”

“Looks like he wins once again, Doom. Go up to your room now. He could’ve easily snapped, and you know it. You always have to put us in danger, in one way or another…” Dominator groaned and ran a hand through his hair.

“I’m not going up to my room! I’m not a child!” Doom barked at him, straightening back up, trying to think of a comeback. “I’m going to the lab instead!”

“As long as you behave.” The scientist closed his eyes. “I’ll stay here with Paradox for a while. Please don’t blow up the lab while I’m not there.”

“He’s gonna blow it up.”

“Paradox, you’re not helping.”

“Ugh! You don’t believe in me?!” Doom seemed deeply offended and stomped the ground in an almost childish manner, ironically enough. “I’ll prove to you that I can take care of myself just fine! Just wait and see!”

“I sure hope so. You’re in your twenties already.” Dominator said as the young man left, and a silence fell in the living room.

“…He’s gonna blow the place up, isn’t he?” Paradox asked, still sitting on the couch.

Dominator nodded.

“Oh, he most definitely is.”

(Mod Lusa is back! I’m not as in touch with the fandom as I used to be, but I’ll try to keep posting here. Sorry for my inactivity, everyone.

"Ishmael, I...” 

“Ishmael?”

The soft, melodic voice of the fragile-looking young woman standing across the room seemed to melt into the angel’s ears. As usual, he stood as stiff as a plank, for he was merely a messenger, her servant. He had taught himself to be as formal as he could, to carry her message onto the humans, without her even requesting it. Nevertheless, in exchange, she had given him divine power.

He felt closer to her than ever before. And he felt honored.

“Yes... Ishmael.” His eyes deviated for a mere second, flickering with hesitation. “The humans... Seem to have been starting an uprising against the demons. Isn’t that our job, to keep them safe?”

Ishmael laughed softly and approached the teenager.

“Executor... You still have so much to learn.” She took his chin and gently brushed the hair out of his eye. He seemed to like it that way; as long as he felt good in his skin, she was happy. “Humans are stronger than they look... Their emotions carry them to achieve great things. You’d be surprised to see what they can do...”

“Then... We won’t help them?” Executor seemed a bit unsure about this line of actions, or rather lack of it, that his goddess was suggesting. She was wise and knew better than him, but it still seemed rather strange for her to say so. “From what I have seen, they are weak, thoughtless creatures, who are most likely to stray towards evil than good...” His expression hardened a bit at the thought of what he had experienced when joining the Elgang.

“Desperation can lead to great things, Ainchase.” She smiled and let his chin go (which caused Executor to huff in slight disappointment, he liked her proximity and affection), straightening up. “Sometimes, the best thing for us celestial creatures to do is to take a step back and just watch... There are things humans can handle with more ease than you’d expect.”

“But they’re useless! There is no way they can defeat a demon lord, they’re- Mhm!” He shut up when the divinity put a finger to his lips, but pouted, puffing out his cheeks slightly.

“You’re underestimating them, Ainchase... I can feel it. They’re still young... Just wait a few years. Until then, focus on getting stronger... For your own good, and for theirs.” She gently removed her finger from his lips, instead cupping his cheek in her hand. “Is there anything else you wanted to talk to me about?”

Executor paused for a second, just gaping up at her sheepishly.

“No, Ishmael...”

“Then how about you go outside and look if anybody requires your assistance? Great things await you, Ainchase. Your adventure has only just started.” She gestured at the big doors behind them. “Just outside that door starts the next chapter of your very own story.”

Elsword just starts laughing, no matter what path. KE would probably laugh the least, but he’d still laugh. Seeing their significant other being so small is hilarious to them, and soon enough, the jokes about shorties ensue. And the effect? It’ll wear out soon enough, no need to worry about it.

Aisha also laughs, like Elsword, but it’s different. She laughs because she feels superior and sees her s/o as a servant who has to come to her every beck and call.Her face when the person grows back to their usual size is priceless…

Rena mostly just stares in confusion. She doesn’t know what’s going on, she doesn’t know what to do about it. Seeing that, aside from the size, her s/o is okay, she’d probably try to wait it out, keeping the person by her side to make sure nothing and nobody hurts them.

Raven understands what’s going on, but he doesn’t know how to treat it so, in order to keep his s/o safe, he stays by them, constantly making sure they’re okay. They worry greatly about their well-being and don’t seem to even try to make any fun of the condition.

Eve stays surprisingly calm and observes, choosing that not intervening is the best way to keep it from getting worse. She’ll simply wait and see what happens.

Chung, on the other hand, panics and holds the now-tiny s/o close, swearing to protect them. He goes somewhere safe where he can stay with his significant other, far away from others, to protect them until they return to their usual state. Being short (or in this case, small) is no laughing matter for the Prince of Hamel.

Ara doesn’t really grab the seriousness of the situation, the dangers that threaten a prey as small as her s/o, so she just laughs and jokes and goes on with her life as the naive warrior she is.

Elesis takes the matter very seriously and, not willing to wait it out, will start looking for a way to solve it herself, telling her s/o to stay calm. She says it in a somewhat threatening voice, so nobody would dare disobey her.

Add laughs. He finds it amusing how a person can be reduced to something to petty and miserable. Not really caring about his s/o’s feelings, he talks down on them, imposing his superiority with the ego he has been building over the years.

Lu pretty much behaves the same way as Add and Aisha, but more like Add than Aisha, due to her mean nature which resembles the albino’s greatly. She brags about her position as demon queen and calls her s/o a lowly servant and other condescending names.

Ciel keeps calm and decides to wait it out in silence. He doesn’t have much to say about the situation; he just patiently sits and waits. All this time with Lu has taught him that patience and peace and often even silence are the best way to go.

After apologizing for letting this happen to her s/o, Rose will do anything in her power to fix the problem. When she gets her mind on something, she is one of the more determined people in the Elgang, and will travel to various places and visit various alchemists looking for a solution, keeping her tiny s/o by her side.

Oh boy. I think I am to blame here. xD

We used to have a more normal icon, but I remembered I found this online and changed it. I told the other mods that it was temporary and they were all okay with it.

I guess it isn’t as temporary anymore. xD

I’m glad you like it, though! It was just supposed to be a joke but it stuck.

For all of you crazy people out there who for some reasons decided to follow us:

Thank you all so much! This means a lot to all of the Mods! We shall all work harder to bring you gay Elsword content for you to enjoy OwO9

For 200 specials, the Mods assembled a small quote wall for you, full of gayness and fire and weird things in general. We present the Mod quote wall!

MOD LUSA aka Sonia

“I am an onion because I have many layers and I make people cry.”

“I wanna smash Centurion.”

“PRAISE THE ONION GOD”

“FFS [insert anyone’s name here]” (Peko and I have been friends for over two years so we’ve kinda given birth to some quotes together :’))

MOD CHILI aka Peko

“You filthy sinners.”

“OwO did someone say angst?”

“FOR FUCK’S SAKE [insert anyone’s name in here]”

“BEGONE T H O T”

MOD PARADOX aka Len

“I am a pure being. I do not sin. I- Oh who am I kidding, where’s my stack of NSFW asks?”

“Ny'all'd've[insert end of sentence]"

“Sonia, give us the sin.”

“Blazing Heart is LIT!”

MOD APO aka Cherry

“What do you mean you all know that Add is my senpai?”

“I AM AN ETERNAL FLAME, BABY!!1!1”

“ApPLeS”

Sonia: talking in Japanese

Everyone else: sits quietly

Cherry, bursting through the front door like the fREAKING Chinese she is and because Japanese is totally a rip-off if Chinese: “dID YOU SAY [insert word] I THINK THAT’S WHAT IT MEANS RIGHT”

MOD BREADLORD no-other-name-given

"Good shit right here, I’m taking it.”

Breadlord talking about Lu/Ciel: “BABIES”

“I’m sorry mom, but your child is going to hell.”

And finally, a quote from everyone:

((Referring to this post!))

Rune Master’s first day at Elrianode didn’t quite go as he had planned.

Just as he was going through the process of changing up his looks to make himself cooler (or hotter, a choice of words he preferred), he had to run into them. The people who had him burning with jealousy.

“Hey, Rune.” Said the eldest of the three brothers, giving a nonchalant wave with a charming smile, his cape waving behind him. ‘Still not as hot as me’, thought Rune, who had decided that the best way to have all eyes on himself without being called a copycat was to go shirtless. Well, he decided to wear a shirt but without buttoning it up, so that nobody could throw him out for partial nudity.

He grinned cockily and placed his hands on his hips. “Hey, Knight. Infinity.”

The second eldest brother raised his index finger in protest. “It’s Immortal now. I decided to change my name.” He paused as he took in the change in looks his youngest brother had gone through. “You should do so, too.”

“I already did.” His grin grew; he was clearly feeling confident, especially after seeing his brothers’ faces. 

“Then what do they call you now?” The attention seeker of his brother, as Rune called him out of pure jealousy of the cape still, asked. Rune tilted his chin up.

“Master.”

Knight and Immortal stared in disbelief.

“Are you sure he’s the smart one, out of the three of us?” Immortal asked Knight, turning to look at him. But for once, Knight didn’t have an answer and just stared at the youngest brother in disbelief.

“You’re joking, right?” 

“Nope!” The fire swordsman proclaimed happily. “Everyone shall call me Master from now on!”

“Rune it is…” Immortal leaned back, running a hand through his hair before letting out a sigh. How long was he going to keep up this charade? People calling him simply Master was ridiculous. He was tempted to think of a fire pun but got himself to stop that train of thought in time.

Bad Immortal, fire puns are Rune’s thing. >:c

In the meantime, the little quarrel between Knight and Rune went on.

“Rune, nobody is going to call you Master, no matter how cool you think it is. You need to think of something else!”

“I said I want to be called Master! Because I’m the Master of lit puns!” He grinned childishly and crossed his arms over his bare chest. Knight seemed on the edge of giving up already; whenever his brother set his mind to something, he became the most stubborn person he knew.

“What about Rune Master? It has your original name and Master in it!”

“But what about the Slayer?” He whined. “I still want people to know that I slay all the pu-”

“RUNE WE DON’T NEED TO KNOW THAT!” Immortal suddenly screeched, simply in order to shut the boy up. He really didn’t need any details on his brother’s love life. Or whatever he considered love.

“Well, we can’t call you Rune Slayer Master either, Rune!” Knight complained, annoyance starting to stain his voice. “So make up your mind for once!”

“I want Master Rune Slayer!” Rune retaliated, leaning closer in a somewhat challenging manner. Boy, this quarrel is getting quite heated, isn’t it?

“Rune Master it is!” Knight screamed, angered, in a tone that made even the self-proclaimed Master Rune Slayer shut up.The younger brother stared up at him with big eyes for a second, before he huffed and looked off to a side. Immortal took a step forward.

“Rune Master sounds just fine to me.” ‘As long as he doesn’t try to get girls to call him Master…’ He kept this last thought to himself, but it was a serious concern we have. “Can we move on now?”

“Fine.” Rune spat out, uncrossing his arms and leaning down to pick up his sword. “I’ll be going to Hall of El now. I hope to see neither of you nor your pitiful companions during the rest of my trip.”

Behind Rune’s back, Knight and Immortal chuckled quietly.

If only he knew what awaited him in that dungeon…

(Mod Lusa here with her most recent ask! I tried a bit of a different style here (introducing author’s comments) and I hope it’s not too much of a bother, I wanted to try out something new. ^^’

Anyways, I wanted to thank all of you for all your support, both over sending it to our inbox or over DMs. People like you are the reason we set up this blog and not just a blog where we post writings of whatever we want. We love you all. Never forget that. <3

See you in the next ask!

Despite Paladin’s endless complaints, he ends up being the girl in the relationship. Trooper is way more dominant than he is. Yes, Paladin is physically stronger, but Trooper’s balance gives him the winning hand.

This also counts in bed; Paladin is usually the sub, while Trooper gets to be the dom.

Paladin is usually the one who tries to get them to go out on dates. Trooper prefers to stay inside, in his lab, but Paladin sometimes drags him out.

In addition, Trooper is way more serious and pays less attention to the relationship itself than Paladin does. The latter seems more fond of kisses and cuddles while the former tends to keep his distance.

Sometimes, Trooper would get so grumpy when Paladin tried to get him outside that they came to an agreement to hold a, what they called, “Lab date”: working together on a project or upgrade in the lab.

Surprisingly, this seems to please Trooper.

In bed, Trooper seems to be more about trying new things while Paladin sticks to more traditional lovemaking.

Trooper also seems more fond of rough sex, not minding Paladin scratching him. Paladin, on the other hand, prefers vanilla, probably because he’s so sensitive in bed, but his reactions, which are so easy to get, only make Trooper go at it harder. It’s a downwards spiral.

Paladin seems to be the only person who can get Trooper to stick to a healthy sleeping schedule. But even so, Trooper sometimes sneaks out to go work on his most recent project, if he’s eager enough.