#mod killjoy

ROXY: guys

ROXY: guys hes dead. it was just

ROXY: not dat heroic tho

DAVE: im right here

A NEW CHALLENGER HAS APPEARED

Hello hello everyone! My name is mod Killjoy and I’m gonna make everything a little more evil! I’m here to bring the morbid and macabre to life before your very eyes!

If you’d like to know which character would kill you and how, you can ask for a “lit match” (I’m not trying to hip, dummy, I mean it’s on fire)

If you’d like to see a character, but in a more cursed format, you can request of me some “dark arts”

Or perhaps you just feel a little too comfortable with the canon material and you’d like a “cursed headcanon” to keep your eyes wide open?

Either way, you can ask me for any of these with the formats in the quotes and I’ll happily oblige and will be tagged specifically as such! (Disclaimer: you only get what you ask for; so unless you specifically ask for a “cursed headcanon” or any of these, you will receive a standard one still)

DAVE: yeah earth c did invent something similar themselves

DAVE: its in the nature of human troll carapacean kind to create music

DAVE: get those rhymes flowing until it turns into a river

DAVE: no an OCEAN of the sickest beats in paradox space

DAVE: i did help them spice things up a bit it was my holy duty as god of sick nasty beats to give them a little blessing

DAVE: so we have way too many goddamn friends and family members

DAVE: our social circle is massive, more plentiful than raindrops in a fucking hurricane, watch out man you're in the eye of the storm and there's just more and more people coming

DAVE: most of us have at LEAST one double or weird sprite fusion running around like what the fuck

ROSE: For the sake of simplicity and to make sure this post is not too needlessly long, we will simply assign entities to those in our family unit. This should be a fun task.

Dirk → The Web

Hal → The Extinction

Dave → The End

DS → The Desolation

Davepeta → The Spiral

Rose → The Eye

Jasprose → The Stranger

ROXY: tings have been dificylt, but we vibin!!! thx for askin btw

DIRK: I use he/they and prefer masculine identifiers. Yes, it is in the most trans way you can imagine.

ROSE: She/her for me, thank you.

DAVE: he/it, lol

ROSE: Dave and I are fans of TMA, though we have yet to fully convince our dear parents to listen with us. Nevertheless, my favorite characters is Gertrude Robinson. I greatly admire her strength and am impressed with everything she managed to do.

DIRK: I like psychological horror and slasher films. One of my favorites is Saw, I heard a new movie is coming out and I'm pretty excited.

ROSE: I quite enjoy cosmic horror. It was only recently that I got into and finished a podcast called The Magnus Archives but, I can safely say it is my favorite horror media.

DAVE: mostly shitty mascot horror, stuff like the banana splits, oh and also tma, rose got me into it lol