The Dallon’s shorts in El Paso saga (8/16-8/17/22)
The last tweet was replying to an account that was suspended so I don’t know what he was replying to ):
[ID: A series of Tweets and replies.
1: Dallon Weekes (@DallonWeekes): Is it shameful to wear shorts on stage? And is this entire tour gonna be hot, or are one of these cities going to betray me come September?
#WelcomeToHellvetica
2: Dallon Weekes (@DallonWeekes): I don't want to overheat, but I also don't want to offend anyone with these teardrop quads.
3: spooky scary s(kellie)ton (@takenbysleepers) Replying to @DallonWeekes:
i feel like as a dad you get a pass to wear shorts to places most people would not wear shorts to. it's basically a dad rule
Dallon Weekes (@DallonWeekes) Replying to @takenbysleepers: I like this
4: blair-oween (@stateofweekes) Quote-tweeting the first tweet with an attached image of a much younger Dallon Weekes wearing shorts:
you can do it again bestie.
5: Dallon Weekes (@DallonWeekes) Quote-tweeting the previously described tweet:
I remember this show! Brobecks/El Paso. The band before us (Some LA douches w more scarves than songs) wanted to switch spots w us & then proceeded to play a two hour set as if they were headlining the Hollywood Bowl or some shit. Two dozen people in the audience. Lol.
6: ✰✰— Fake Dee is spooky!! || TFO (@OKIMSINISTER) Replying to @DallonWeekes:
Who wears scarves in California
Dallon Weekes (@DallonWeekes) Replying to @OKIMSINISTER:
It was in El Paso, but I imagine the scarves accompanied them everywhere.
7: Kelly☀ (@The2ndKelly) Replying to @DallonWeekes:
Are you making fun of a band for putting on a good show regardless....and for not having many fans? Why?
Dallon Weekes (@DallonWeekes) Replying to @The2ndKelly:
Of course not. Asking another band to switch set times is a dick move. & the two hours they took (supposed to be 30 minutes) meant that our friends band only got to play two songs before the place closed. Nobody really had fans there, it was just a bar show in El Paso.
8: Dallon Weekes (@DallonWeekes) Replying to @limousineaux:
I do! I was really sick w the flu & I was all sweaty & almost passed out a couple times. It was a showcase show for FBR. It went well, but my keyboardist insulted the wife of the label head & blew it for us. Found out yrs later when the same FBR head set me up to tour w Panic
karla (@vicestrokes) Replying to @DallonWeekes: storytime maybe????
Dallon Weekes (@DallonWeekes) Replying to @vicestrokes: That's the story!
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Bonus: Dallon shorts
[ID: The picture featured in the thread of Dallon wearing shorts. /End ID]
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Summary: That time of the months hits you with surprise, and your boyfriend comes home to help take care of you.
Pairing: Mark x Trans!Male Reader
Warnings: Some body dysphoria
Author: Jaime
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(A/N: I’m finally back with something! Thank you for your patience, and thank you Ivana for keeping our followers happy while I was gone!)
You woke up knowing the day was going to be awful. Well your entire week really. You woke up to a bloodstained pair of underwear, and immediately all the good vibes you'd been feeling went down the drain. You managed to drag yourself out of bed into the bathroom to take care of things before grabbing your heating pad and burrowing under a bunch of blankets to rewatch Queer Eye. Every month or so you had to go through this, and every time you were forced to acknowledge one of the worst things about yourself: you weren’t like others. Your boyfriend would shower you in affection and never made it seem like he thought any less of you, but you still couldn’t shake the thought that he deserved to be with someone better. Someone normal.
Your phone would occasionally buzz with texts from your boyfriend and his friends with reminders to breathe and stretch, which on any normal day would warm your heart, but not on this day. The baggy shirt helped a bit, but whenever you moved a bit you couldn’t help but get angrier and angrier with yourself and the world. Not even Queer Eye, your go-to feel good show, was helping today. You were nauseous, in pain, and full of self-loathing. You couldn’t even get up without the pain getting so much worse, so you only left the comfort of your blankets and heating pad to go to the bathroom and not much else. Food was not something you could worry about when your uterus decided to be an asshole. As another text from Mark comes in reading: ‘time to stretch, sweetheart! i love you! Keep safe until i can get home!’ Fuck you didn’t deserve someone as sweet as him. You toss your phone on the coffee table, roll over, and try to get some sleep.
“Y/N!”
A small groan escaped your lips when you heard your boyfriend call for you. He must’ve just gotten home. Maybe he could get you some food; you were starving. Mark’s footsteps get closer to the couch until his face pops into view over the back of it.
“Hey, honey,” he greets you with a soft smile. “How you feeling?”
“Shitty.
“You eaten anything today?”
“…No.”
He sighs but presses a kiss to your forehead before disappearing back into the kitchen. “You need to take care of yourself, Y/N, especially during your period.”
“Ugh, I don’t wanna talk about it!” You kick a blanket off of you and stretch until you can glare at your boyfriend. “You don’t get them.”
“No, I don’t.”
You press a hand over the heating pad and let out a loud groan. “I fucking hate you,” you growl at your uterus.
“If you’re done yelling at your body, I’ve got some food for you.”
You greedily take the bowl Mark hands you, your nose wrinkling when you see what he’s prepared for you. “Really? Salad? Salmon? Mark, I want meat! You know I like greasy burgers when TOM is fucking me over!”
“I know you do, honey, but the internet says this will help. Also drinking a lot of water, something I see you’ve neglected to do.”
“Fuck off,” you grumble as he carefully readjusts you so he can cuddle up on the couch with you. “I bet you guys got to eat meat today…”
“Oh yeah, we gorged ourselves on McDonald’s after practice today.”
An orgasmic moan echoes from your throat at the thought of fast food. “Fuck, I’d kill for a McFlurry right now.”
“If you eat all of that and drink water, I’ve got some dark chocolate for you,” Mark promises as he rubs over your cramps. “Think you can do that for me?”
“…I guess.”
As you munch unhappily on your leaves and watch the Fab 5 help the crusty white man of the week, Mark’s hand slowly creeps up your shirt. He pretends to be watching along with you, but you know exactly what he’s doing, and while you appreciate him looking out for you, you’re not dumb.
“Mark, I’m not wearing it,” you say, causing his hand to freeze above your belly-button. “I appreciate your concern, but I’m not stupid enough to wear it during TOM anymore.”
“I just… I like to check. It makes me feel better, even if I know you’re not going to do it.”
“Mhm. You just want to cop a feel,” you mutter as you wink at your boyfriend.
“Honey, trust me, if I wanted to cop a feel, I’d do it like this.” His hand suddenly snakes around your back and pinches your butt.
“Mark!” you shriek through your giggles.
“I know you don’t like me touching up there,” he whispers into your hair a few moments later. “And I never want to make my boyfriend uncomfortable.”
“And why is that?”
“I love you.”
“Really?”
“Really. I love you so much, Y/N, no matter what.”
A smile creeps on your face as Mark nuzzles his face into your neck. “Well, I love you too.”
“I should hope so. Who else is going to text you stretch reminders or go to the trouble of getting you all this TOM safe food?”
“Hm, I guess I should keep you around then.”
“You better.”
He then gently moves you so he’s curled around you under the blankets, his hands massaging your stomach as he makes comments about the state of the guy’s house on TV. And in this moment, as it usually happens during TOM, you realize Mark doesn’t need anyone better. You’re perfect for him, and he’s perfect for you. He knows you’re perfect however you are, but he also supports whatever you want to be. And that? That’s love.
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[ID: A series of 8 Twitter threads in which Dallon Weekes answered fan questions.
1: Kay &/or Jupiter (@jupit3ra): Opinion on tally hall?
Dallon Weekes (@DallonWeekes): Not familiar
2: K (@LT_Styles91): have you listened to harry styles' new album
Dallon Weekes (@DallonWeekes): I've only heard the TikTok clip of his song. Seems nice
3: band trash (@idiot0fsuburbia): what makes guitar better than bass ?
Dallon Weekes (@DallonWeekes): Absolutely nothing
4: leo || 18 (@lowkeyasparx): least favorite song by ANYONE out at this current moment?
Dallon Weekes (@DallonWeekes): Hard to say. I don't really spend time listening to things I don't like, so I kind of forget about them
5: becca (@nimrodbecca): would you ever play far too young to die live? specifically the original brobecks version?
Dallon Weekes (@DallonWeekes): No, it's a Panic song, and I want to keep those worlds as separate as possible
6: vermillion (@coveryourheart): what do you think about nu metal mr weekes
Dallon Weekes (@DallonWeekes): It's not for me
7: alissa (@imthepetcheetah): when walking while holding a cup with a metal reusable straw, are you ever afraid of the possibility of someone bumping into you and it stabbing you in the throat
Dallon Weekes (@DallonWeekes): No, but chipping a tooth? Yes
8: melina IDKHOW TODAY! (@linicorn): slap bass yes or no? do u know how to and would u ever use it in a song
Dallon Weekes (@DallonWeekes): Rarely cool, or appropriate. But I have recently. (It was appropriate. And cool)
melina IDKHOW TODAY! (@linicorn): i hope we get to hear this appropriate and cool instance use of slap bass someday
Dallon Weekes (@DallonWeekes): You will. In 5 million years
Dallon talking about neurotypical conversations from August 12, 2022
[ID: A series of tweets and replies from August 12, 2022.
1: Dallon Weekes (@DallonWeekes): Neurotypical conversations have always felt like a string of cliches & cyclical nonsense.
Like it's all some kind of listless ritual devoid of any type of meaning, or relevant information.
And everybody knows the ritual except me.
But if you wanna talk about Klingons, I'm in!
2: Ghost-seph (@alonelylion) Replying to @DallonWeekes: Ever tried learning the language? (Klingon, not neurotypical)
Dallon Weekes (@DallonWeekes) Replying to @alonelylion: I know a few words
3: danghoul (@destructioniqs) Replying to @DallonWeekes: its why ive never understood small talk. youre talking about weather but im the weird one for bringing up statistics of the coldest temperature it was in america at one point?
Dallon Weekes (@DallonWeekes) Replying to @destructioniqs and @earthdenier: Small talk feels like an ice pick being pushed into your brain very slowly.
4: mavis ✰ saw mcr (@frogpogz) Replying to @DallonWeekes: there are too many RULES in nt convos. and then im the dumb / rude /etc one when i dont follow those rules. but i dont even know what half the rules are!!!! and the other half that i am aware of r just... unnecessary.
Dallon Weekes (@DallonWeekes) Replying to @frogpogz: Yes! The rules! I've always had trouble with interrupting. People get so mad, and make you feel so small for doing it, when all you're really trying to do is participate! It's so awful.
Dallon q&a 8/13/22 (or 8/14 depending on your timezone lol) (pt 2/3)
[ID: A series of 8 Twitter threads in which Dallon Weekes answers fan questions.
1: beeth (@reformtour): What happened to the glitter dots? Did they disappear for a reason?
Dallon Weekes (@DallonWeekes): Started to see a lot of people doing it/similar things. I feel like that's when it's time to move on to something new.
2: Darelly Bollaín (@Darelly_B): Have you listened to Måneskin? Thoughts on 'em?
Dallon Weekes (@DallonWeekes): They're very popular
3: Valentine Ainsley (@Val_Ainsley): Thoughts on new MCR?
Dallon Weekes (@DallonWeekes): Good band. I wouldn't say I was ever a fan though
4: JD ⁷ (@nightappleV): Do you sing all of the background harmonies in your songs?
Dallon Weekes (@DallonWeekes): Yeah. I'd like to have other voices in the future. I feel like stacking your own vocal just isn't as sonically interesting
5: nah (@gimmegimmeza): would you ever consider coming to seoul to perform here?
Dallon Weekes (@DallonWeekes): We will play any place we were invited to (if it wouldn't bankrupt us to get there)
6: who is this guy (@thenerdangels): Are you thinking of doing any covers for hellvetica?
Dallon Weekes (@DallonWeekes): Yep
7: lorena (@swiftatthedisco): fav pop punk band?
Dallon Weekes (@DallonWeekes): I wasn't ever into pop punk
8: sarah (biggest agony fan) (@kissevermore): do u have a favorite paramore song
Dallon Weekes (@DallonWeekes): I don't think I know any
kaylee 15 29 30 (@razzmatazzers): not even aint it fun? still into you? misery business?
Dallon Weekes (@DallonWeekes): No! I do know 'still into you'. Good song.
