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Another Funny Lotidge idea brought to you by my real-life marriage
Pidge *starting a bath*: Did you switch the Laundry over? Lotor: *guiltly* Yes? Pidge: ...
Lotor: Give me a moment I've got to do something unrelated in the basement
Pidge: Can you say yes with a bit more confidence? Lotor: *in the same tone as the yes* No?
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I've seen Humans are odd/weird/Strange. But my most favorite Subcategory is: Humans are deathworlders. It's fictional Planetary class system I've seen been used. And Earth is categorized as a level 12 deathworld.
(Deathworlds are planets where survival would be difficult for normal people due to the high rate of natural disasters, and I think local Flora and Fauna that's dangerous etc.)
Some alien douch: Look at the Green Paladin and tell me there's a god
Pidge: *in gremlin voice* They made me in their own image
Lotor: If something happens and I don't make it, just know I'll be looking up and watching over you.
Pidge: Up?
Lotor: Oh, yeah, I'll be in hell for sure.
At least he's self aware
(At the hospital…)
Pidge: You bought a taco… from the same taco van… that ran over keith…
Lotor: (munching on a taco) What? It’s not like me being hungry would have made his bones any less broken.
Keith: (leg in a cast) I don’t have a problem with it. I totally get it.
Pidge: Do not- Do not encourage this.
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Pidge: You ever have one of those days where you're holding a stick and everyone else looks like a piñata?
Lotor and other paladins: *back away slowly*
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Pidge :Â Am I in trouble?
Lotor :Â Take a guess.
Pidge :Â No?
Lotor:Â Take another guess.
PIdge: Can't get in trouble if you can't catch me! *runs into the vents*
*Lotor hanging out with his generals.*
Ezor: So, what is it like dating Pidge, Lotor?
Lotor: Once I asked her for water while she was still pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said, "wait."
Lotor: I love her.
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Pidge is pregnant and her and Lotor go to the hospital.They are told it's twins. Lotor had no idea humans could have twins. He spends the ride home crying about how happy he is, and screaming from confusion.
Pidge just smiles and nods.
Lotor: whats a twin?
pidge: when someone has 2 kids at the same time Lotor: wouldn't that be deadly?
pidge: nooo?
