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HOW THE MATSU’S REACT TO THEIR BREAST HAVING S/O TAKING OFF THEIR BRA WITHOUT REMOVING THEIR SHIRT

Osomatsu:

He would be honestly really intrigued

He’s also aware that your tiddies are just hanging under your shirt and all, but this is more important for once.

Honestly would probably ask you to do it again.

He would be just as intrigued and amazed as the first time.

Karamatsu:

HE WOULD BE SO FUCKING CONFUSED AND WILL TALK ABOUT HIS CONFUSION

“WOWOWOWowOw MAGIC TRICK?” “Yeah? Their just boobitybables.” “No not that!”

He would constantly ask you how you did it, hoping to unlock the magicians code.

You do, but he doesn’t understand fully cause he doesn’t know what its like wearing a bra.

Choromatsu:

Would try to get after you about how you shouldn’t be throwing your bra’s around like that. After his lecture he will nervously ask you with a redder face-

“S-s-s-so, h-how did you do th-that?”

He’s intrigued but he doesn’t want you to think that he’s getting off on this idea!

He just needs to know how to do it man, help the frog out!

Ichimatsu:

Will sit there in silent awe and amazement until you ask him if he’s okay. To which he’ll nod his head quietly.

If you ask him if he was shocked by you taking off your bra with your shirt on he will deny it.

He’s a liar, internally he’s screaming “wHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK HOW THE FUCK??”

Next time you’re relaxing at home with a bra on, you will feel Ichimatsu’s eyes burning into as he waits for you to do it again.

Jyushimatsu:

SUPER AMAZED AND ALSO WANTS TO KNOW HOW ITS DONE

Would pester you more about how you should teach him how to do it more then Kara did, honestly.

When you leave the room, he will put on your bra and try to do it to see if he can figure it out then.

You come back in seeing him tangled up and crying.

Todomatsu:

Wouldn’t act as amazed like his brothers.

“How bold of you (Y/N)-chan, taking your bra off in front of me like that~!” He’d tease.

Internally he is freaking out and wondering how the hell you did it. He just thought it was a myth.

Osomatsu:

“Ha, hell yeah I’m zaddy!” 

Doesn’t know what zaddy mean’s, just thought zaddy was daddy with some spice

So he took it as a joke

He will never know what zaddy means unless you tell him cause Totty will not.

He now calls you his “Zpouse” or “Zabe”

Zo Zow Zown Zo Zaddy Zoso Zour Zew Zeader Zof Zhe Zaddy Zlan

Karamatsu:

“A-AH! Of course, I’m Zaddy my dear Karamatsu Angel~! I’m glad you’ve noticed!”

There’s a 50-50 chance he knows what zaddy means. The only way you’ll find out is if you hear him talk about it outside.

He will try to up his zaddy game, so he is forever your number one Karazaddy

You’re “(Y/N) Zaddy” if you will

unfortunately I have came to the cursed conclusion that he will make a shirt that says “(Y/N) Zaddy” in your favorite color, your face plastered on it and you damn well know it’s going to glitter. I’m sorry you have to kill him if you want to escape this fate.

Choromatsu:

Choromatsu.EXE has stopped working.

You broke him

You broke the frog Zaddy

He was thinking of Idols, you as an idol, and him being your manager who may or may not do a bunch of naughty stuff with Idol You

and now he’s broken

He reboots on his previous memory and forgets you called him zaddy

Ichimatsu:

“...What’s a zaddy?”

Please don’t make fun of him, he had to build up the courage in 5 seconds to ask you.

5 seconds in human time is 20 years in Ichi Panic Time

When/If you tell him what zaddy means he’ll deny it

“No no no, I’m garbage. Not a zaddy.”

If you call him Cat Zaddy he might have to fight you though.

Jyushimatsu:

“!!! I didn’t know I was a dad!”

No one knows if he knows what a zaddy actually is and he’s just joking or if he really thought you meant daddy.

But he won’t listen to anyone’s explanation of what a zaddy is

He’s just asking where his child is

When you come see him the next day he suddenly has a kid.

Except that kid is made out of baseballs with a stock image of a child taped onto it.

it’s alive though so you’re terrified of whatever it is.

Todomatsu:

“E-eh? Totty-chan w-why are you looking at me like that?” You stutter out nervously. His blank stare freaking you out.

He debates whether or not he want’s to leave you.

He loves you buuuutt

you cursed him with the title zaddy

You might need to die for your crimes

He pulls out a glock

“I hope you’re ready to repent.”

I was looking for a screenshot to turn into a meme with the Matsus when I found this gift of a picture instead

NICE!!!!

Oh, honey, they always had Dumb Gay Bitch Disease™️ it’s 24/7 with since they were born baaaaabbbbyyy!!

Oso accepts his fate the quickest and as a joke constantly going No Homo even if he’s balls deep in a man.

Kara accepts it but dramatically cause he’s just like that. Constantly calling you painful nicknames, comparing you to anything that reminds him of you! Actually, he doesn’t change from how he usually is

Choro panics a tad bit because “Fuck, wait, shit I promised my mom grandchildren.” Does No Homo for a bit before he remembers adoption is a thing and quickly gives in.

Ichi also doesn’t change much, he does panic a bit more because “FUCK! WHAT IF HE THINKS I’M WEIRD AND HATES ME!?” but gets over it as soon as you show signs that you too have Dumb Gay Bitch Disease™️ then it's just his daily schedule social anxiety.

Jyushi doesn’t even realize he has Dumb Gay Bitch Disease™️ he just thinks that's how everyone is. Nothing to accept when you don’t realize you have to accept something. Asks you to play baseball with him constantly.

Totty also accepts it as long as he’s the cute one. Except when you wear that outfit, then you can be cute once.

I’m sorry if this isn’t what you wanted I saw the tm and immediately switched to shitposting. So if you want me to do this again just send another ask and I’ll do it properly fgdfgdfg. 

  I don't know why this blog is slowly becoming asking about Japanese Laws/Culture, not that I'm complaining I find Japan nifty so I have no qualms in spending hours on google trying to understand the certain law or stigmas, it's just weird to think about considering both me and Mod Ace are Americans who never left the country.

  Now since this does involve the age of consent, which is the epicenter of a lot of debates in the anime community usually for is so-and-so a creep, or are they okay? Is this ship okay despite the age difference? So I will be doing my absolute best on trying to be careful while speaking on the topic, but I will be giving you just the facts of the Age of Consent Laws in Japan. 

  Btw the age of Consent Law of Japan is complicated and somewhat confusing, so if you know more about this and I say anything wrong please tell me. This is just how I personally understand it after reading different articles from people studying law in Japan. I would love nothing more than for me to understand all of this better.

   Okay, now without further ado, let's talk about how the law of consent works in Japan. If this comes off as aggressive in any way I apologize:       The Age of Consent in Japan being 13, is just the Nation's law, the different prefectures are allowed to have their own laws about it as long as it's not below 12.

   Tokyo's (which is the prefecture Osomatsu-san/kun takes place in) age of consent is 18 years old. In Japan, you are not considered an adult until you are 20 years old. By Tokyo law, if a 21-25-year-old gets into a sexual relationship with anyone who is below 18 (in Tokyo) it is considered a misdemeanor which to my knowledge if convicted the man can be charged with 5 years of forced labor. If somebody who is 20 and above is found in a sexual relationship with somebody who is under 13 that becomes a felony and the man can be convicted to 20 years of forced labor.

  Japan, however, doesn't have a law to protect people who are close in age (like with a year or two age difference) so unfortunately, this law can also affect kids who are just a couple of years older, if somebody decides to prosecute them.

  "The Juvenile Obscene Acts, which take precedence over the Penal Code, set out laws relating to the age of consent for specific prefectures. In some, sexual activity with anyone below the age of 15 is illegal, but in others, the age of consent is as high as 18. In these prefectures, engaging in sexual activity with a person under the age of consent can lead to a prison sentence of up to five years, depending on the prefecture. Although rare, in some prefectures, even hugging or holding hands with someone underage can be illegal." (BetterBlokezNZ, Betterblokes.org)

  Going back to the fact that you're not an adult until your 20 in Japan, in some prefectures you'd need your parent's written permission and agreement in order to date somebody who is older than 20.

  I currently can't find if Tokyo has this law, so let's just assume real quick they do. If this 16-year-old can get consent from their parents that they can date one of the Matsus, then it is legal.

  However, applying some parental morals/headcanons- since they are NEETs in a business heavy Japan, I don't know what reasonable parent/guardian would give a written okay for these trashy boys to date their child.

  And since you just asked if it would be legal I won't throw in my own personal headcanons about the Matsus’ here. So this is just straight facts with one bit of Baan Morals/Reasoning.

Tl;dr- The age of consent in Tokyo is actually 18, and if the Matsus want to date somebody who is 16 they potentially need that 16-year-old parent’s okay. But since they are the way they are, no parent would reasonably let them date their child.

Once again if I got anything wrong, please chime in and tell me. This is all very confusing and I woke up 3 hours ago and spent roughly 2 hours looking into this.

Tune in probably another 2 hours where Mod Baan talks about tattoo's in Japan cause that's also an interesting cultural thing that I have also received a couple of headcanon requests on.

You know what Grammarly you're right.