#mochiposting

how do I nicely tell my cat that her tongue is made for pulling raw meat off of the bones of carcasses and she cannot lick me with it. OUCH OWIE OWOWCHIEEE MY SKINNNN SHES being so sneet BUT MY SKINNNN

My cat was falling and accidentally scratched em and it lines up almost perfectly with the oath of the first ever scratch I got from her, which was on purpose she was NOT having my nonsense

my cat missed me guys 🥹 I told her hi just now and she bolted across the room and is rubbing all over me and making biscuits and purring oh so loud and being so sweetie pie

have the cats cat nip the other night and this morning, our normally sweet, docile, lazy thing of a cat bit me! His sister bites sometimes, like playing or lovingly, a little nip or nibble, but he has never bitten anyone. Dad gave them more nip and he was sweet again. I think I created an addict 😭

I really love when my dog loafs like a cat. He loves his brother and sister(our cats) so much and he doesn’t know any other dogs well (he has dog friends but he’s a nervous wreck in public so we can’t take him to see them much, play dates have to come to him) so he’s like turning into a cat. The cats love him dearly and snuggle him and clean him sometimes and they are so sweet

It's a traumatic moment to update your LinkedIn, really. Or just be on LinkedIn in general.

I should start drawing again. It's the one hobby I enjoy even though I'm so bad at it. ;A;