Tenjiku members x weird! Gn! Reader.
[ no mention of hair, skin, or gender]
[ weirdo behavior, rage baiting, m!preg jokes, lowkey just shit i do to my boyfriend, not proofread no promises]
Characters [ izana - kakucho - mucho - mochi- ran - rindou ] ( no shion sorry)
"You have such pretty arms zana. " you coo at izana. "Mm" he acknowledges it but he doesn't know how to response to compliments so he just nods. "You know when we first met I thought you'd be weaker, physically I mean"
He raises his eyebrow and drops his book, now you have his full attention. " explain, what Do I look weak to you?" Izana wasn't mad per say, but maybe a little insulted.
"You are just a short king you know, and so pretty" you sink down on the couch as you feel like you might have made a mistake. He stares waiting for more.
"Anndd I mean you know, when I was finally able to see you naked that's when i noticed how well tone you are and stuff.." you hoped thst saved you. "My arms and legs ?" Izana asked, moving closer. "Yeah but also your cute tummy. Wanna put a baby in it rawrrr" you pounce on him when you felt like he wasn't mad.
"Weirdo!" Izana tried to block you but before he could you lift up his shirt and start biting his stomach. "Ahhh hehehehahhhH Stopp!!" Izana his trying his best to function with you attacking his sensitive areas with kisses- tickling the ever living shit out of him. " noPe" you pop the P as you cuddle into him. "You'd be a great mom" you laugh out " pregant with my baby " izana sticks his nose up at you " youre a freak, Don't know what which craft spell you put me under to love you" he mumbles, still trying to catch his breath. You pounce on him again " its not a spell... its a trap ! A baby trap!!!" You yell, continuing to rough house with izana.
"Thanks again for coming with me!" Kakucho beams, he so excited to show you his strength.
When he first asked if you wanted to watch him workout you remembered what one of the haitani brothers horror story's of how kakucho " trains". So you said no, he was disappointed until he promised to take you to the gym him and mucho goes too. To which you happily agreed too.
"Of course! Im excited to see how you train im also a great coach" you laugh, grabbing onto his hand as you walk into the building. It wasn't packed thankfully. You sit down while kakucho starts adding weights.
"I hope you're a good coach because im going to try to pass my limit" kakucho explains, stretching before taking his seat on the machine. " uh uh uh not ' try ' say ' I will ' " you say as if your a coach in a 2000s football movie.
Kakuchos laughs and he shakes his head. He will never get tired of your sense of humor or weird bits you put on. You bring out a part of him thst makes him feel like a kid in some ways, which he never was able to have.
The first 8 he is doing great, there's a light sheer of sweat covering him hes extremely focused as he gets to 10. Mucho eventually comes over to help spot just in case ( mama syndrome )
You get closer to him and start to help motivate
" kakucho remember its day one to one day " you say, voice serious as ever. Hes huffs and looks at you as big smile on his face as he reaches 11
" kakucho remember no pain no gain ! " you speak, getting an eyeroll from mucho as kakucho laughs a bit while trying to focus
" Come on kakucho one more ! Remember the difference between try and triumph is the 'umph' !" You say louder as kakucho finishes
He groans and he sits up, laughing as he pulls you into his lap " thanks coach needed that " his smile is so wide, you lean over and kiss his cheek " no problem sport remembe-" kakucho kissed you before you could give your final speech :/
"PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE " You were currently on your knees in muchos bedroom. You spent the night, he warned you he goes to the gym early but you said its fine. Now you are regretting it because you would rather sleep and hes leaving :(
"No y/n, I told you specifically what time im leaving and you agreed to let me leave peacefully. You also said you are going to nap while im gone so just do that." Mucho explained calmly, grabbing his headphones and workout bag. You tightly hold onto his legs, pouty " umm take me with you? " You ask, using the best puppy eyes you could conjure. Even though mucho likes to act immune, hes good at acting though so hard tell, he is weak when the begging is this intense.
"Okay fine, get dressed. If you are not ready in 10 minutes im leaving " he sighs, poking your forehead. " yay! " you jump up and run for some comfy clothes as much leans against the doorway.
You both walk there- let me rephrase. Mucho walks while hes carrying you. ' its extra practice ' was the reasoning.
" you will wait on the bench and try to stay out of people's way, then we can go get breakfast when im done " mucho said, setting up his weights. You nod and sit down watching him stretch.
" you got a nice butt " you giggle, when hes squatting. He shoots you a look and you stop, not wanting him to regret his decision to soon.
After while he in doing push-ups, hes so sweaty and handsome like this. Before he can question you, you invite yourself to sit on his back. "Y/n" he stops for a second " keep going, dont stop " you smile and give him a thumbs up. Hes watching you through the mirror. You ruffle your hand in his tuff of hair " now that im closer, I have to tell you somthing" you say, mucho sighs " what is it?" " your butt might be bigger than mine " then a loud thawk is heard. You smacked his butt so hard your hand was stinging ! "Ouch" you shake your hand as you see muchos expression " you are such a little weirdo " he shakes his head finishing his last set. He looks at you, even though you have managed to irritate him in only a way he only thought smiley could he loves you so much.
Mochis booming voice rang through the house, you hop off the couch and go to greet him
" hey " you mumble out, hugging him as soon as you get into distance. " woohwooo stop, I need to shower or ill get you all sweaty and gross" mochis hand is placed on your head moving you over. " nooo let me hug you i dont care " you whine, trying to get back against his sweaty chest. "No hugging until I shower " mochi moves you to the side again, laughing as you follow him to the bathroom. " you've been gone foreverrrrrrr " you exaggerating fall against his back. " im dying " you mumble, fake coughing to help out. " poor thing... well you can wait still. You just wanna smell my b.o you little weirdo " mochi jokes, stripping as he turns on the shower. You fake gasp " me? Noooo whattt????"
You keep poking him " just one hug and ill stop, its also not my fault its proven that if you love someone you love their smell"
He turns too you and opens his arms, a glorious sight. Strong frame, hair chest, big arms and brusied skin from your bites. You dont hesitate as you hug him, taking a huge whiff of your boyfriend as he shakes his head at you. "Mhmmmm my mochi " you hum, enjoying his strong but comforting hug.
You suddenly feel wet as mochi pulled you into the shower "MOCHI!!?? WHAT THE HELL??!" " Don't act surprised, you have to shower now " he laughs as he strips you of your clothing.
Being with ran is having to learn that his beauty days are NO joke. He has a skin care routine he follows daily, he takes nice long showers ( that must not be interrupted) and his diet is made to make him feel like a king.
His hygiene being spot on is a huge plus for you, you are never being lupped into the " dirty boyfriend club "
That being said, if there was one thing you wish he would change - his hair appointments. He goes everyweek to get top line hair treatments and his trim when its necessary. The worst part of it is all the people flirting with him INFRONT OF YOU. He of course never acknowledges them, enjoying the relaxing moment. That doesn't mean YOU dont notice though. You've told him how you feel about it but since he doesn't acknowledge them or interact he isn't wrong for anything - only for being hot.
Ran and you have a great relationship, he was the one who made you feel so comfortable to come out of your shell, to do all the things you wanna do no matter how weird or unconventional they are. He loves how unique your interests are and your sense of humor.
The day ran will always remember is today. You are with him at his appointment, you were sitting no more than 4 feet away and some girl comes up and ask him for his number. He opens his eyes and closes them again. You look over and call her attention, rans too. "Hey hes with me!" You say. She looks at you and makes a unreadable face. " what?! Hes pregnant with my baby too so leave him alone " you say, more attitude.
"What?" Is all that came out of her mouth.
Rans smile is so big as his eyes are still closed he simple says " you heard my partner. Scram."
"Ugh you are so weird" rindou huffs and he sticks his nose up at you.
"What do you mean?" You asked, giving him a lopsided smile.
"Look at what youre doing! How are you even asking me that. You have some loose wires up there " rindou mocked, walking past you to get a drink, flicking your forehead. "Ouch" you fake offense while you continue on your project.
Rindou had got his wisdom tooth pulled a few months ago, you begged him to keep his teeth. He didnt understand why but did it anyways since you were helping him heal so ' fair deal ' was his mindset. He didn't know you were gonna make a necklace out of them! Yeah ! A RINDOU TOOTH NECKLACE !!??
You have already cleaned the tooth overnight properly, now that its dried you used wire to wrap around the tooth tightly.
Rindou watches from his beanbag pretending to scroll on his phone, he was recording you. Saving it to a locked folder titled " my weird soul mate " he places all the pictures and videos there of you doing questionable things. Hes never felt loved in this a romantic way by anyone but you, so he wonders how weird HE is to find everything you do so endearing- no matter how odd.
"Allllll done" you turn towards him with a huge smile, holding a wire necklace with light blue, yellow and black beads, in the center is his tooth .
" you're a weirdo" rin comments, his face heating up as he watches you come up to him. You sit on his lap handing him the necklace
"Put it on rinnie, and if I were you I wouldnt be calling me a weirdo" you say laughing. He clips the necklace " why's that ?" He asks, kissing the back of your neck, pulling you closer.
" Because what does that make you? "
